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COEDS IN BEDS- Stranger Danger (Episode 12)
We interview some guy in the middle of a party in our apartment. It is an understatement to say chaos ensues. MORE »
Summer Bucket List
It’s that time of the year again: SUMMER TIME!!!! (We’re going to pretend that summer starts the minute school ends because FUCK THE SUMMER SOLSTICE). Now, throw those $300 dollar text books that you never opened out the window, and start living it up! Of course, in order to make the most out of your... MORE »
Passive Aggression Runs Rampant Across Campus
This past Thursday afternoon, campus police were dispatched to break up a fight that started in the bookstore. Witness reports state that the fight began when a 5’3” white female walked past another 5’4” white female without any visible recognition of the latter despite their past friendship. Reportedly, the two had been friends up until... MORE »
The Unofficial Girls Drinking Game
If you happen to be a twenty something female, chances are you have at least heard of the racy new show Girls on HBO. Odds are also good that you have somehow finagled an HBO GO password out of someone. Maybe you befriended that girl who never washes her hair or performed sexual favors for... MORE »
COEDS IN BEDS- Pussies and Pumpkins (Episode 9)
Things get a little raunchy when Brendan and Marissa carve pumpkins on this special Halloween episode of Coeds in Beds. Stay tuned at the end for a short film we made! MORE »
No, Your Colorful North Face Backpack Doesn’t Make You an Individual
Every year horror-stricken freshmen women arrive on campus and realize they’ve all made the same terrible mistake. That backpack you ordered, THE NORTH FACE RECON SE BACKPACK RAGE BLUE ASTER POP PINK, the one that all your girls back home said was sooo you, the one that totally would, like, make a statement, is patently... MORE »
COEDS IN BEDS- Mad Libz with Eric (Episode 11)
A beautiful story blossoms in the Beta frat house. MORE »
You Don’t Know What You Got ‘Til it’s Gone: the North Side
Moving to the Village can sound great in theory. But after a while, you really start to notice that even though you are now an upperclassmen, you’ve just been seriously downgraded. Here are the top five things you can look forward to missing once you move off the Forty. No brunch. Well, at least not... MORE »
10 Minutes to Taco Salad
With a couple months of school under our belts, we should all be familiar with the lunchtime madness at the DUC. 15-minute salad lines? A sad reality. You want a taco salad? Get ready to stand around for a ten-minute panic attack about whether they are going to run out of guac before you get... MORE »
Megabus: The Time of Your Life
Everyone should take the Megabus to Chicago at least once. It’s a weird, character-building activity that makes us all better, more accepting humans in less than a day. It’s downright transformative! I’ve had the great fortune of riding the big blue bus not once, but twice, so I can write this list of things... MORE »
Your High School Burnout
Well, Wash U is back in the swing of things, and hordes of students are trying to remember how to juggle five classes after a month of home-cooked meals and masturbating three times per day (not me, just”¦some people”¦) And as we all know, every winter break, your average student loses about two friends. It’s... MORE »
5 Ways to Lose Weight Without Exercising: The Wash U Students’ Guide
You might have noticed Wash U has a very healthy-looking student body. For a school with such lackluster athletic programs (except for our championship-winning cross-country team of course, but let’s be honest, competitive running is like NASCAR with fewer crashes and more team-cest), we tend to stay pretty slim. Plus, in terms of food, we live in luxury not... MORE »
WAITLISTED
Everyone’s waiting on something””read on to see what your desired class says about you. L98 AMCS 314 Children’s Literature Since World War II: From E.B. White to J.K. Rowling ““ Oh, I get it. You like reading, but not that much. You vaguely remember a time in your life when all it took to make... MORE »
Wash U: The Harvard of Analogies
We all know that Wash U is the uncontested Harvard of the Midwest (suck it Notre Dame! And Northwestern. And the University of Chicago. And the University of Michigan.) Okay, so maybe it’s not completely uncontested. Believe it or not, there are even more schools that jacked our moniker””Eastern Illinois University, the Medical University of... MORE »
NEW COURSE OFFERINGS!!!
Spring 2012 will mark a brand new curriculum for undergraduate students at Wash U. Check out some of the exciting new course listings below! B55 LOF 123 ““ Loafing in Loafers A new mandatory course for all Olin Business School students. Provides an introduction to the group-work format with an emphasis on dressing... MORE »
Curricular Planner Designed by Ex-Nazi Scientist
Wash U’s Office of Public Relations revealed a shameful secret yesterday””the curricular planner function on Webstac, designed to help students organize the credits they must achieve to graduate, was designed by Detlef von Braun, formerly a rocket scientist in Hitler’s Third Reich. Von Braun worked closely with Hitler and other SS higher-ups, and his... MORE »