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Article by Grill
January 30, 2012

Twelve Students Perish in Whispers due to Lack of Water Cups.

Apparently, water cups are the new gold. Only some have them, everybody wants them””although you don’t need gold to live”¦so I guess water cups are better. Twelve students were found unconscious this afternoon in Whispers and the Greater Olin Library area due to the new restrictive water-cup policy on campus. Their bodies were resuscitated with... MORE »

Article by JClassy
January 27, 2012

Who Said Yes to That?

When I think about what a wonderful place WashU is, my heart warms immensely.That being said, there are a couple things that I don’t quite understand, and I often ask myself, “WHO SAID YES TO THAT?” -Only leaving room for three booths in the Whispers floor plan.-Spicy pistachio nuts instead of goldfish as Whispers snackbites.-No... MORE »

Article by doodlebug
November 15, 2011

In Defense of No Pants

            Lately there has been a lot of negative sentiment revolving around MY clothing choices. Ok, so it’s not, like, just my clothing choices, but sometimes it feels that way. I see you smirking when I’m in line for my latte in Whispers. I see you pointing and whispering when I’m... MORE »

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November 9, 2011

Girl Struggles In Whispers Booth

Who would have thought that WashU Campus Basement’s very own head writer would be guilty of taking up an entire Whispers booth to herself??! After this photograph was taken, the subject began foaming at the mouth, fell to the ground, and crawled her way to the B Stacks. Dark. MORE »

Article by rkrieg
November 9, 2011

So You Think You’re a Whispers Socialite

As WashU students, you are obviously getting your monthly fix of human interaction from library socialization. If not, you are probably one of the kids who draw anime in Bear’s Den, a member of the university’s molepeople population (including the Sam Fox molepeople sector), or someone who “goes out” … whatever that means. The library... MORE »