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Open Letter: It’s time guys wear sexy Halloween costumes too
Dudes and gentlemen: As I’m sure you’re aware, Halloween is this weekend. As I’m sure you’re also aware, this means many women ““ just like yourselves, but they’re women ““ are readying a mind-boggling variety of tiny half-costumes as we speak. These ladies embrace the Sexoween slutparade and display their legs and the... MORE »
College Male Imagination Down 63%
A recent study indicates that male imagination is down 63% since 2005. Scientists are attributing this imaginary deficiency to the emergence of leggings, jeggings and the like, and their ability to emphasize the female genitalia. “We have found that, among male students at universities, it is no longer necessary for them to expend a lot... MORE »
Lonely seniors begin to outsource exhausted dating pools
Many seniors whose sex lives extend beyond movies where Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off (like me, someday) have found themselves running out of people to date. Potential partners in extensive hand-holding/enthusiastic hugging/other things I assume people do in relationships seem to be an endangered species. “Everyone I could be interested in, I’ve either already been... MORE »
Study: College Men Are Lazier Than Etc.
First off, apologies. I was apparently too lazy to finish the title because I’m a man. At least that’s the case according to a study released by the President of the College of St. Benedict (motto: “Sticking out isn’t always a good thing.”) Surprise, surprise, this is an all-female school. Which begs the question: how... MORE »
Latest secret to women’s hearts revealed: Cat Calling
In a groundbreaking study performed at the University of Southern California, researchers appear to have discovered that the one true thing women can’t resist is a loud and aggressive cat call. “Honestly, I am so turned on when strange men I don’t know yell their observations about my body at me as they drive by,”... MORE »
5 questions for them ladies
Well, it really is no surprise to boys, or even girls really, that girls do a shitload of stuff that makes no sense whatsoever. I mean, I now understand why girls are total bitches once a month (mainly because they finally check out their weight on a scale…you totally thought I was going to make... MORE »
Cornell Girls: Read
Welcome to Cornell! I’m sure you’ve already seen/heard about the lovely gentlemen driving around in their pick-up with a banner reading “Thank You For Your Daughters”! Regardless of whether you are potential hos-in-training or those ladies who still think their ladyparts should be saved until marriage, I can offer you some sage advice from the... MORE »
Follow up to Sex Feels Good Research: Ejaculating on Her Face…the Pros and Cons
Research has been done in continuation with the recent findings that “Sex Feels Good”. Currently Cornell University researchers are looking into the specific part of sex that subjects rated feels the “most good” or the “best” for those who speak English. This part of intercourse is known as ejaculation. It is known that males who... MORE »
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