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Article by Leah Folta
October 24, 2011

Open Letter: It’s time guys wear sexy Halloween costumes too

Dudes and gentlemen:   As I’m sure you’re aware, Halloween is this weekend. As I’m sure you’re also aware, this means many women ““ just like yourselves, but they’re women ““ are readying a mind-boggling variety of tiny half-costumes as we speak.   These ladies embrace the Sexoween slutparade and display their legs and the... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 14, 2011

College Male Imagination Down 63%

A recent study indicates that male imagination is down 63% since 2005. Scientists are attributing this imaginary deficiency to the emergence of leggings, jeggings and the like, and their ability to emphasize the female genitalia. “We have found that, among male students at universities, it is no longer necessary for them to expend a lot... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
October 11, 2011

Lonely seniors begin to outsource exhausted dating pools

Many seniors whose sex lives extend beyond movies where Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off (like me, someday) have found themselves running out of people to date. Potential partners in extensive hand-holding/enthusiastic hugging/other things I assume people do in relationships seem to be an endangered species.   “Everyone I could be interested in, I’ve either already been... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 5, 2011

Study: College Men Are Lazier Than Etc.

First off, apologies. I was apparently too lazy to finish the title because I’m a man. At least that’s the case according to a study released by the President of the College of St. Benedict (motto: “Sticking out isn’t always a good thing.”)  Surprise, surprise, this is an all-female school. Which begs the question: how... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
September 5, 2011

Latest secret to women’s hearts revealed: Cat Calling

In a groundbreaking study performed at the University of Southern California, researchers appear to have discovered that the one true thing women can’t resist is a loud and aggressive cat call. “Honestly, I am so turned on when strange men I don’t know yell their observations about my body at me as they drive by,”... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 4, 2011

The Party

The scene: a frat party. One guy, one girl. Love is in the air. Ok, lust is in the air. Ok, the guy thinks lust is in the air. She thinks there’s a weird smell in the air. But what else are they thinking:   Him: Damn, look at her! What an ass!   I’m... MORE »

Article by smalls
August 27, 2011

5 questions for them ladies

Well, it really is no surprise to boys, or even girls really, that girls do a shitload of stuff that makes no sense whatsoever. I mean, I now understand why girls are total bitches once a month (mainly because they finally check out their weight on a scale…you totally thought I was going to make... MORE »

Article by smalls
August 26, 2011

Cornell Girls: Read

Welcome to Cornell! I’m sure you’ve already seen/heard about the lovely gentlemen driving around in their pick-up with a banner reading “Thank You For Your Daughters”! Regardless of whether you are potential hos-in-training or those ladies who still think their ladyparts should be saved until marriage, I can offer you some sage advice from the... MORE »

Article by apost
June 5, 2011

Follow up to Sex Feels Good Research: Ejaculating on Her Face…the Pros and Cons

Research has been done in continuation with the recent findings that “Sex Feels Good”. Currently Cornell University researchers are looking into the specific part of sex that subjects rated feels the “most good” or the “best” for those who speak English. This part of intercourse is known as ejaculation. It is known that males who... MORE »