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Article by Leah Folta
April 14, 2012

Poll shows men wearing formal or business-casual clothes considered “distracting,” “super hot”

The unanimous results of the latest poll of the attracted-to-men community contains one surprising gem: dressed-up dudes are really hot. “I keep having to remind myself not to stare,” says an anonymous junior of the days her business class dresses up for presentations. When asked if she’d maybe be more productive if there were no... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
February 27, 2012

Ramapo to Introduce Men’s Center

Mahwah, New Jersey- With Ramapo College’s Women’s Center attaining substantial praise and respect over the last several years, the school recently unveiled its plans for the opening of the Men’s Center. Perks of the Men’s Center (located directly across the hall from the Women’s Center) will include the following: · Watch your head when you... MORE »

Article by Shermysherm11
January 27, 2012

Quiz: What TV Stations Do the Commercials Go With?

Alright guys, lets play a game. Everyone knows that the advertising industry is generally pretty slanted, they have to be. Heck, they won’t ever sell anything if they aren’t (I mean really, who gives a shit about the Forever Lazy and it’s ass flap?). The advertisers play directly to what the public is watching. A... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
October 24, 2011

Open Letter: It’s time guys wear sexy Halloween costumes too

Dudes and gentlemen:   As I’m sure you’re aware, Halloween is this weekend. As I’m sure you’re also aware, this means many women ““ just like yourselves, but they’re women ““ are readying a mind-boggling variety of tiny half-costumes as we speak.   These ladies embrace the Sexoween slutparade and display their legs and the... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
October 11, 2011

Lonely seniors begin to outsource exhausted dating pools

Many seniors whose sex lives extend beyond movies where Ryan Gosling takes his shirt off (like me, someday) have found themselves running out of people to date. Potential partners in extensive hand-holding/enthusiastic hugging/other things I assume people do in relationships seem to be an endangered species.   “Everyone I could be interested in, I’ve either already been... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 5, 2011

Study: College Men Are Lazier Than Etc.

First off, apologies. I was apparently too lazy to finish the title because I’m a man. At least that’s the case according to a study released by the President of the College of St. Benedict (motto: “Sticking out isn’t always a good thing.”)  Surprise, surprise, this is an all-female school. Which begs the question: how... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 18, 2010

Athletic Director Discovers Marist Has a Men’s Basketball Team

On Tuesday afternoon, AD Collin Sullivan was shocked when a man in a warm-up suit entered his office and claimed he played for the men’s basketball team. “Whose men’s basketball team?” asked Sullivan, completely perplexed. Up to this point, Sullivan, like many other Marist faculty members and students, had been completely unaware that the Red... MORE »

Article by eeeeeeeee2
September 30, 2010

SU’s new poster series

SU has launched a new poster series to be featured around school. The following poster, hanging in the 2nd floor of Carnegie Hall, reads the astounding notion of “Women Doing Mathematics.” Similar ground-breaking statements and revelations will be published in a variety of poster locales across campus. Look for a poignant and powerful poster coming... MORE »

Picture by Sheldon J
September 15, 2010

Understanding men in one simple sentence

The wise words of a floormate whos name has been blacked out for privacy reasons MORE »