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Article by Piliour
May 1, 2011

Junior Proposes to Sophomore, World Soiling Collective Pants in Ecstasy

With the royal wedding now out of the picture, the world has turned its gaze on the next big news: the upcoming marriage of Zack Henderson, a junior at William & Mary, to Virginia Tech sophomore Courtney Spalone. According to sources, Henderson proposed to Spalone on Saturday evening during a quiet dinner. “This is the... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
March 30, 2011 1 Comment

The Diddler on the Roof

For those who haven’t heard, two USC students (one of whom is in Kappa Sig, of the famous “pie” email) were totally fuckin’ on a roof during a campus event. The students were caught on camera for anyone a) who doesn’t believe it, or b) who wants to see two USC students totally fuckin’ on... MORE »

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Article by Homegrizzown
March 10, 2011

Pick-Up Lines To Get Da Gurlz of The Month – March

Have a problem talking to the ladies? Me neither.  But my game is probably better than yours, and you’re just lying to yourself.  Thought it was just between you and Palmala Handerson huh?  That’s not even a person, you disgusting fool.  That’s your hand.  So get off your ass this weekend, or at flip night... MORE »

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Article by Homegrizzown
March 7, 2011

Student Drops Standards; Changes License Plate from NOFATCHX to FATCHXOK

Some may call it a step in the right direction, most would not, but for Junior UB student and Toronto native Justin Diamond the market just got a little bigger.  Maybe a lot bigger. Diamond, born and raised in Toronto was never attracted to women who weighed more than him for as long as he... MORE »

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Article by Kevin Slack
February 2, 2011

University Shocked to Learn of Women’s Basketball Team

In the wake of allegations of sexual harassment by women’s basketball coach Quentin Hillsman, much of Syracuse University was stunned by the revelation that the college also has a basketball team that girls can play on. “Get out of town,” junior marketing major Greg Cameron said, when asked for his opinion on the charges that... MORE »

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Article by Dennis Coles
December 8, 2010

It Appears the Mayans Were Correct…

Well… Not entirely.  They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010.  Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »

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Article by eeeeeeeee2
September 30, 2010

SU’s new poster series

SU has launched a new poster series to be featured around school. The following poster, hanging in the 2nd floor of Carnegie Hall, reads the astounding notion of “Women Doing Mathematics.” Similar ground-breaking statements and revelations will be published in a variety of poster locales across campus. Look for a poignant and powerful poster coming... MORE »

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Picture by Steve N
February 15, 2010

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Article by Leah Folta
December 31, 1969

Survey says: 96% of women’s friends “could do so much better”

When polled randomly about their heterosexual lady-friends’ objects of affection, 96% of female students claimed a decisive “she could do so much better!” Follow up quotes from those surveyed were illuminating about the reasons why: “I tell her she could do so much better every day,” one freshman says sadly. “In a world with, like,... MORE »