The scene: a frat party. One guy, one girl. Love is in the
air. Ok, lust is in the air. Ok, the guy thinks lust is in the air. She thinks there’s a weird smell in the air. But
what else are they thinking:

 

Him: Damn, look at
her! What an ass!

 

I’m gonna go over there.

 

Jackpot!

 

“So…you like beer?”

 

She is so into me! This is unbelievable!

 

Wow, she’s so into me she can’t even look me in the eyes!
She’s afraid she’ll jump me right here and now! I’m like a god.

 

It must be the beard. Always works.

 

“So what’s your major?”

 

 

 

‘AND WE GON’ MAKE YOU LOSE YO MIND!!!’ THIS IS MY JAM!!!
This is fate!

 

It’s like I can read her mind. She wants me so bad.

 

Wow. What a bitch. Not gonna recover from that.

 

(Five seconds later)

 

DAMN! Look at her!

 

 

Her: Oh, god, what
an ass.

 

Please don’t come over here, please don’t come over here…

 

Shit.

 

Did he just ask if I like beer? Seriously?!

 

Why me? Why, why, why? This is unbelievable…

 

I can’t even look at him, he’s like a goddamn goat with
that stupid facial hair. Does he seriously think that’s working for him?

 

I’m going to kill him. Would anyone even blame me? Maybe
the DJ will play something loud and it’ll drown him…oh no, not LMFAO…

 

Where are my friends? Is anyone here telepathic? Hello!
Help! HELP ME!!!

 

I want him to leave SO bad…maybe he’s telepathic:”GO
AWAY!” Uh oh. Did I say that out loud? whoops…

 

 

 

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