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Article by loganor
April 26, 2012

Studying for Finals: I don’t .gif a Sh*t

It’s time for the last adderall binge push. One more round of finals season, and my 16 years of taking tests and writing papers will be over. After 16 years of schoolwork – yes I’m including elementary school, because multiplication tables were fucking hard – I should have finals studying down to a science. Honestly,... MORE »

Article by apost
March 19, 2012

Breaking News: Lefties Protest Outside Olin

Yesterday, outside Olin Library, Lefties came together to protest against the abundance of righty desks and lack of lefty desks around Cornell’s Campus. With so many famous, successful, lefties, it is disturbing to these students that they are underrepresented. “We used to be persecuted against. There’s a long history of discrimination against our people. My... MORE »

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December 12, 2011

Passing Out From Studying > Passing Out From Drug Overdose

What a difference from last week’s ecstasy coma at DayGlow to this week’s Occupy FairMart. Typical Lehigh. Anyway, good luck finding a seat in any library at this point in the day. I guess if all else fails, sleep on the floor? MORE »

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December 12, 2011

Emory College Library Hours Racist Against Asians

I’m getting arrested for studying for 5 hours. Someone please tell me this is not true. MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 10, 2011

Not Another Finals Article!

Suck it up readers. This is all I have on my mind. Sorry for being lame. So, my WashU comrades, it is that time of year again. Christmahanakwanzika, you ask? Of course not. Its finals season, baby! Refills on Adderrall prescriptions have been placed. Textbooks have been dusted off. Study rooms have been reserved. Time... MORE »

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December 9, 2011

Warren Hall Hopes You Are Practicing Safe Studying

As finals week progresses Cornell Administrative staff wish all of the students a safe and healthy experience. Walking to Mann today it was difficult NOT to notice the giant blown-up condoms coming out of Warren Hall. Let it be a reminder to us all on this fine day: you’re super horny, but you’re in the... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
October 31, 2011

Halloween Present vs. Halloween Future: The Breakdown

Halloween 2011 is on a Monday.  Whose idea was that again?  Pope Gregory XIII? I do have some good news.  In exchange for Halloween 2011 being on a Monday, Halloween 2013 is going to be on a Thursday.  Current freshmen and sophomores (and a handful of juniors) can party up 10/31/13 in high (probably, drunk... MORE »

Article by Michael Sullivan
December 11, 2010

Fed up Marshall student finally looks up ‘synergy’

After more than two years of general frustration, Marshall junior Sasha Heinz finally caved in and looked up the word “synergy” on Tuesday. “You know, I’d had enough,” Heinz recalled. “I was studying for one of my finals, another test based on rote memorization of arbitrary terms, when I’d decided I’d had enough.” The final... MORE »