It’s time for the last adderall binge push. One more round of finals season, and my 16 years of taking tests and writing papers will be over. After 16 years of schoolwork – yes I’m including elementary school, because multiplication tables were fucking hard – I should have finals studying down to a science. Honestly, if someone like me had anything scheduled or organized, they should just stop letting kids into college altogether. Higher education’s most challenging work would be done.
So, because I’m not organized or scheduled or doing any work right now, here is my finals studying experience.
Work and due dates are starting to accumulate until…
It’s unavoidable, I will have to do some work.
When I go to the library to make fun of people studying, and everyone is very serious
My conscience and my desire to procrastinate are like…
When my roommate tells me I should really start studying and I look at him like…
Right when I finally start to do a little work…
But check facebook instead.
How I think I’ll do on an exam if I just go to sleep and wake up early
When my alarm actually goes off and I’m like…
And when I try to actually get up I’m like…
But I walk into a final pretending I’m totally prepared like…
While everyone is focusing on their exams, I realize I’m a senior and it doesn’t matter and I’m like…
What I do in the lecture hall when I’m done…
So – what are your study habits?
