Have you ever heard a Black Eyed Peas song and thought to yourself, “man, a retarded monkey could’ve written those lyrics?” Well now, YOU can BE that retarded monkey with the Campus Basement Black Eyed Peas Song Generator!! Just pick 2 verbs and 2 nouns from the dropdown menus below, and it’ll generate your song lyrics.
Feel free to sing it into an autotuner, throw some random techno loop behind it, and like magic, you’ve got a Black Eyed Peas top 40 chart topper. BOOM BOOM POWWWW!
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Here’s Your Awesome Black Eyed Peas Song!
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Ohhhh ohhhooho yea yea yea woooo
it, it, it, it
Let’s do this, let’s do this, let’s do this big come on
Oh wooo yeaaa come on now, come on now, woohoooo
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That , that that yea yea
Now the , the , and the all night
That , that , that let’s do it
We havin a ball, we can do it all
Boom chicka woww wohoahoh POW
So let’s see how you it
And bring it to the
Pop that champagne
And we doin’ our thang
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Now the , the , and the all night
That , that , that let’s do it
Girl, I like the way you
Bring it to the
We goin crazy tonight alright alright
So take your , ,
And bring it to the , ,
The , , , , , , !!!
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