Have you ever heard a Black Eyed Peas song and thought to yourself, “man, a retarded monkey could’ve written those lyrics?” Well now, YOU can BE that retarded monkey with the Campus Basement Black Eyed Peas Song Generator!! Just pick 2 verbs and 2 nouns from the dropdown menus below, and it’ll generate your song lyrics.

Feel free to sing it into an autotuner, throw some random techno loop behind it, and like magic, you’ve got a Black Eyed Peas top 40 chart topper. BOOM BOOM POWWWW!

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