A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville.  When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a bit too close.”

‘A bit too close?’ you might ask yourself.  ‘He’s a football player, right?’
Monday night, Giant’s linebacker Michael Boley ‘charged’ at Tony Romo during halftime in order to wish his opponent good luck.  
“The guy may not be the best at what he does,” said Boley, “but at the very least he makes a lot of money and in today’s economy, you have to respect that.”
Romo took Boley’s act of kindness as an insult.  “How dare he step into my personal bubble,” shouted Romo after the game.  “He violated my rights!”  Romo was unable to participate in the second half.  
Dr. Bond, the team’s physical therapist was asked during post-game interviews how Romo was doing and what measures were being taken to get him ready.  “I don’t know what the hell is wrong with him. I’m a physical therapist, not a analytical therapist.  I sure as hell am not any Tobias Funke.”  Reporters were stunned.
We’ll have to see how it plays out from here, but I suggest you all to immediately drop him from your fantasy team, if anyone actually has him.  If you do, I implore that you don’t admit it to anyone, but then again, you’re probably already being made fun of.