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Shaw 3rd Floor Bathroom Mirror No Longer Reflective
The men's bathroom mirror in Shaw Hall has apparently lost all reflectivity. Rest assured, FixIt is on it and DPS already has a suspect list of who may have committed the heinous crime.
Three reasons moving out of a dorm makes you want to rip apart the student body
1) For all you Resident Advisors, I’ve been there. I get it. You have to close this campus down and invariably there will be some asshole who doesn’t want to leave the dorm by 6pm Sunday afternoon which means you won’t get out of here until long after your sanity and patience have skidaddled. More... MORE »
Alum Living in NYC Misses Freshman Year Dorm Room
Alan Panzer, Syracuse Class of 2008, misses room 206 in Sadler Hall. “That place was the best,” says Panzer, who lived in a split double. “I had windows! And a desk! And I could walk around! I remember at the time being so angry and thinking, “This is the tiniest room in the world.’ “I... MORE »
Bathrooms in SU
Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. When compiling this list I took a lot of factors into account, the number of toilets, amount... MORE »
10 Awesome Ways to Make Your Roommate Move Out
Start every day off with a hot coffee and a showing of “The Human Centipede” on your shared TV. Refuse to wear headphones and make sure you’re in all 8am classes. Find out when his/her class discussions are. Go to them and drunkenly make fun of him/her when he/she starts to talk. Phrases like “you... MORE »
10 Awesome Ways to Make Your R.A. Hate You
1. Make a drinking game out of your floor meetings. 1 sip every time the phrase ‘campus community’ is used. 2 sips and high fives all around for the word ‘respect.’ 2. Keep fish in your room. Play a recording of dogs barking loudly whenever you know your R.A. is in the hallway. If he/she... MORE »
Marshall Street Projected to Finish Construction by October 2014
Following a water main break at clothing retailer J. Michael’s at the beginning of the semester, Syracuse University’s famed street for shopping and dining has been under construction for over a month now, with street closings, blockades and repairs in place every hour of every day. Unfortunately, the recent efforts have still shown zero... MORE »
Come with me if you want to live.
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South Campus Sophomore Dates Their Way Into Watson Suite
Facing the worst housing luck of any SU student in recent memory, sophomore biology major Jessica Blanston upgraded her situation by dating her way into a Watson Hall suite. Blanston held the dead last spot in the spring housing lottery for the 2010-2011 academic year, and knew she was in dire straits. “They put me... MORE »
SU Christens New Residence Halls
In order to accomodate more students as well as recycle unwanted snow, Syracuse University has begun hollowing out mounds of snow to create igloo-style residence halls. These new “buildings” are available in singles, doubles and snow-suite style. A large advantage of the new residence halls is that many students now have the opportunity to live... MORE »
Eli (from Marshall St) sings the weather on TV!
Your favorite! MORE »
Drunk Kangaroo gets tossed at SU – Florida game
“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »
SU Football team is at the Hyatt!
Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I... MORE »
This Is How It’s Done
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LSU Girl Freaks out at Papa Johns
“She told them the cheese goes on first, they said, no the meat goes on first. I could tell it was only going to escalate from there, so I pulled out my camera” Let’s make this viral, folks. MORE »
It Appears the Mayans Were Correct…
Well… Not entirely. They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010. Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »
Chilean Miners Trapped Underneath Quad
No one really seems to care. MORE »
SU Football Now in 3D!!!
Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »
Tony Romo Out for the Season Due to Personal Space Issues
A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville. Â When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a... MORE »
Syracuse Implements Giant 3D S in Carrier Dome
They figured Pitt and UConn wouldn’t be able to score a touchdown with such a large distraction. If you ask me they should have put some 3D titties. MORE »