Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I was still on break.
After what can only be described as a rousing roll in the mud, the New York Giants have won their way into this year’s Super Bowl. For those of you who didn’t see the game, or are not within screaming distance of any football fans, the game was decided in overtime by a Laurence Tynes... MORE »
Fucking loive this guy! MORE »
In a crazy twist of events this Saturday morning, the football team has begun admitting they’re on the Syracuse University football team. After their hard-earned win against the West Virginia Mountaineers Friday night, pride was at an all time high. “I used to just say I was ‘an athlete’ when people... MORE »
Real World Casting: The hit MTV show “The Real World” came to Syracuse to look for future cast members. Unfortunately nobody that auditioned was New Jersey enough for the show. SU Football: We lost to Rutgers at home and play at Tulane. Where is Tulane anyway? Flu Shots: Health Services is giving out flu shots... MORE »
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately. ... MORE »
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
You guys are so kind! MORE »
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As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Your favorite! MORE »
“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »
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“She told them the cheese goes on first, they said, no the meat goes on first. I could tell it was only going to escalate from there, so I pulled out my camera” Let’s make this viral, folks. MORE »
Well… Not entirely. They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010. Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »
No one really seems to care. MORE »
Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »
A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville. Â When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a... MORE »
They figured Pitt and UConn wouldn’t be able to score a touchdown with such a large distraction. If you ask me they should have put some 3D titties. MORE »
The men’s bathroom mirror in Shaw Hall has apparently lost all reflectivity. Rest assured, FixIt is on it and DPS already has a suspect list of who may have committed the heinous crime. MORE »
