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Syracuse Implements Giant 3D S in Carrier Dome
They figured Pitt and UConn wouldn't be able to score a touchdown with such a large distraction. If you ask me they should have put some 3D titties.
Students prepare for re-release of Titanic with nauseating techniques
“She won’t stop singing,” says Maxwell Tully, junior in Whitman and boyfriend of Rachel Lough who recently purchased a boombox circa 1997 and the original Titanic soundtrack and has been belting Celine Dion for the past two weeks straight. “I clearly couldn’t use my iPod,” Lough says, “they didn’t exist in 1997 – YOU’RE HEEERREEE!... MORE »
Awesome View of the Carrier Dome
During the Syracuse Louisville Basketball game. Kudos to whoever took this shot. MORE »
Giants Kicker Thrilled to Keep Job, Not Be Publicly Ostracized
After what can only be described as a rousing roll in the mud, the New York Giants have won their way into this year’s Super Bowl. For those of you who didn’t see the game, or are not within screaming distance of any football fans, the game was decided in overtime by a Laurence Tynes... MORE »
Kenny: Just Bend Over Buffalo & ‘Cuse
Fucking loive this guy! MORE »
Football Team Starts Admitting They’re on Football Team
In a crazy twist of events this Saturday morning, the football team has begun admitting they’re on the Syracuse University football team. After their hard-earned win against the West Virginia Mountaineers Friday night, pride was at an all time high. “I used to just say I was ‘an athlete’ when people... MORE »
Week in Review
Real World Casting: The hit MTV show “The Real World” came to Syracuse to look for future cast members. Unfortunately nobody that auditioned was New Jersey enough for the show. SU Football: We lost to Rutgers at home and play at Tulane. Where is Tulane anyway? Flu Shots: Health Services is giving out flu shots... MORE »
AD Cancelling Noon Football Games Because of Weak Student Section
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately. ... MORE »
Home to the Dome: I’ll Be Your Friend!
In an effort to boost participation at the annual Home to the Dome event held, as the name suggests, in the Dome, SU has decided to rename the event. This year, they’ll forgo the informative “Home to the Dome” title and replace it with a more assertive title: “Seriously, Guys, Please Come to the Dome.”... MORE »
Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Eli (from Marshall St) sings the weather on TV!
Your favorite! MORE »
Drunk Kangaroo gets tossed at SU – Florida game
“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »
SU Football team is at the Hyatt!
Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I... MORE »
This Is How It’s Done
Stylin’ MORE »
LSU Girl Freaks out at Papa Johns
“She told them the cheese goes on first, they said, no the meat goes on first. I could tell it was only going to escalate from there, so I pulled out my camera” Let’s make this viral, folks. MORE »
It Appears the Mayans Were Correct…
Well… Not entirely. They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010. Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »
Chilean Miners Trapped Underneath Quad
No one really seems to care. MORE »
SU Football Now in 3D!!!
Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »
Tony Romo Out for the Season Due to Personal Space Issues
A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville. Â When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a... MORE »
Shaw 3rd Floor Bathroom Mirror No Longer Reflective
The men’s bathroom mirror in Shaw Hall has apparently lost all reflectivity. Rest assured, FixIt is on it and DPS already has a suspect list of who may have committed the heinous crime. MORE »