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How to Hide Pit Stains in Class
After our nearly 70 degree sunny day in Syracuse, it is safe to say that spring is on its way. For the average Cuse Student, this is quite a change of pace. We now have a whole new slew of weather-related issues to worry about. Especially one phenomenon we’ve always been able to avoid: the... MORE »
Dear Campus Basement readers, you may want to sit down for this
According to weather.com, the forecast for tomorrow includes a high temperature of 62 degrees. Several other weather outlets have been able to confirm this news. As I have learned this information, tears are coming to my eyes. It’s over! The winter is over, the groundhog was wrong. My fellow SU students, we have survived another... MORE »
Gertis the Homeless Wheelchair Guy on Marshall Street Is Filthy Rich
Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? “Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!” Source: https://notorious1419.tumblr.com/ MORE »
Week in Review
Real World Casting: The hit MTV show “The Real World” came to Syracuse to look for future cast members. Unfortunately nobody that auditioned was New Jersey enough for the show. SU Football: We lost to Rutgers at home and play at Tulane. Where is Tulane anyway? Flu Shots: Health Services is giving out flu shots... MORE »
Overprotective Freshman Mom Refuses to Let Son Take Off Parka
Cyndi Talman of Norfolk, VA has an 18 year-old son who just began his Freshman year at Syracuse. However, her son, Bobby, is not like other freshmen. Is Bobby Talman extraordinarily tall, or fast, or intelligent? No. Bobby Talman wears a fur parka at all times. Often mistaken for a bear, and already captured twice on various... MORE »
Rain attempting to attack the students in Bird library
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150167678788044&comments CLASSIC Syracuse. MORE »
5 Stages of Grief with Syracuse Weather
1) Denial Go ahead. Search for the 10 day forecast for Syracuse, NY. At this point, you’ll have a good idea of what Mayfest will look like. Freezing rain. Okay, not freezing rain, but firstly, rain on Mayfest? Seriously? As if. That is not happening, got this? The holiest of all days born from this... MORE »
Syracuse Students Defy Evolution
Syracuse University students have noticed strange things happening around campus. No, not the color of the squirrels. Many horrified students have begun to realize that a thick fleece layer has begun developing on their upper torso and their feet. “It was like 60 out today, so I went... MORE »
Student from California Finally Realizes SU is Not in NYC
“The only reason I ultimately decided to come to this school is because I heard they were making a Spiderman musical and I wanted to go see it. Then I get here and not only is the school in bumblefuck central New York, but the only show playing in the nearby theater is Rent. So... MORE »
SU NEWS ALERT: Don’t Wear Wet Socks Or You’ll Get Frostbite
Due to how freaking ridiculously cold it is right now, the Syracuse University Health Center issued a special email alert informing the student body of the dangers of frostbite, hypothermia, and other cold weather injuries. Some of the brilliantly handy tips they offer on how to stay warm in sub-freezing temperatures include putting on a... MORE »
Drunk Kangaroo gets tossed at SU – Florida game
“I got it on film though so at least there’s that.” Stay classy, San Dieg… MORE »
SU Football team is at the Hyatt!
Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I... MORE »
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LSU Girl Freaks out at Papa Johns
“She told them the cheese goes on first, they said, no the meat goes on first. I could tell it was only going to escalate from there, so I pulled out my camera” Let’s make this viral, folks. MORE »
It Appears the Mayans Were Correct…
Well… Not entirely. They were correct that the world was going to end around 2012, but they got the date wrong. I’d rather not be the one to tell you, but the world ended on December 7th 2010. Yes that’s right. On 12/7/10, ESPN (Entertainment Sports Programming Network) launched a new sub-division of their mammoth... MORE »
Chilean Miners Trapped Underneath Quad
No one really seems to care. MORE »
SU Football Now in 3D!!!
Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »
Tony Romo Out for the Season Due to Personal Space Issues
A source close to the Dallas Cowboys is reporting that Tony Romo is being placed on the injury report and will not start next week against Jacksonville. Â When asked how severe the injury was and what it may consist of the source simply shook his head and muttered under his breath, “someone stepped just a... MORE »
Syracuse Implements Giant 3D S in Carrier Dome
They figured Pitt and UConn wouldn’t be able to score a touchdown with such a large distraction. If you ask me they should have put some 3D titties. MORE »
Shaw 3rd Floor Bathroom Mirror No Longer Reflective
The men’s bathroom mirror in Shaw Hall has apparently lost all reflectivity. Rest assured, FixIt is on it and DPS already has a suspect list of who may have committed the heinous crime. MORE »
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