For all of you readers out there, we at CuseMyCampus are
calling this Syracuse Skip Class Week. Instead of waking up at 8:00 to go to
your bullshit statistics class, here are some things you could be doing instead:
- Not
waking up to go to your
bullshit stats class. Take some time to rest. Mid terms are
right around the corner. Do you really want to be sleep-deprived now, only
to be more sleep-deprived in a week or two? Or, to rephrase, wouldn’t you
rather be sleep-deprived because of a massive hangover rather than because
of some dude with an accent rambling about standard deviations? We thought
so.
- Catching
up on TV. There’s nothing better than
a few lazy days spent watching all the TV episodes you missed during the
week. Even if you already saw them, watch them again. Better to watch
Snooki be an ass twice than to go to chem lab once.
- Absolutely nothing. It’s just like Office
Space. Just because you’re not rich
doesn’t mean you can’t sit on your ass and do nothing. It’s college.
You’ll get your degree. Sure, you’ll have to get pretty good at PhotoShop
to make that diploma look real, but if you skip enough class then you’ll
have that kind of time.
- Learning
to Play the Guitar. Everyone in
college attempts this at some point. You might as well join the rest of
the crowd.
- Studying
for CFS 388. Not literally studying,
but figuratively studying. For those unaware, this class is Human
Sexuality. Take the time to practice your sexuality. You won’t regret it.
Unless you come down with something”¦
- Checking
CuseMyCampus! Probably the best thing
of all. It’s funny. It’s clever. It’s”¦um”¦funny and clever? Just do it!
