Happy First Friday of Lent! Oh, it isn’t a happy day? My bad.

Well now it can be happy, because we’ve got some gifts from our friends around the web! If you’re looking for that special place to swap spit and other things (Pokemon cards?), check out Sorry For Partying. Getting ready for Spring Break? Head over to College Party Gurus. Wanna get your lady crush on? I don’t feel bad about it either. If none of those apply to you, then head to Arby’s for a fish sandwich and shut your fat mouth.
Shut Your Fat Mouth