Step 1: Fill out a drop form
Step 2: Sign the drop form
Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department
for his signature.
Step 3a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department
is.
Step 3b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week
and that no one in his office can sign for him, despite the fact that he has a
stamp with his signature for that very reason
Step 3c: Forge the chairperson’s signature yourself
Step 4: Bring the form to the college dean for his signature
Step 5: Bring the form to your faculty advisor for his
signature
Step 5a: Discover upon entering your faculty advisor’s
office that he is also, in fact, the department chairperson, and not happy to
return from his trip to see his signature forged
Step 6: Fill out a “Change of Faculty Advisor” form
Step 7: Sign the faculty advisor form
Step 8: Bring the form to the chairperson of your
departm”¦shit.
Step 9: The semester has ended and you never completed the
drop form. You also never went to class, so you failed.
Step 10: Decide to drop out of Marist
Step 11: Fill out a “drop out” form”¦.
