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Week in Review
Dart-meth: Randy Lambreghts was arrested last Sunday for cooking meth in his apartment. Upon being notified of the meth lab Lambreghts was running out of his dorm room, univeristy and city officials immediately handled the crisis by going on Netflix and watching Breaking Bad. Sources say they’re halfway through season 3. Irene-eous!: Hurricane Irene ripped... MORE »
How High Are You?
So you’re not drinking tonight. Maybe a beer or two, but you’re not getting hammered. Instead you’re going shopping. To the pots store. And you, you’re xbox, and a bucket filled with water with a two liter Coca-cola bottle in it have had plans that you refuse to postpone. Or maybe you’re more of a... MORE »
Week in Review
Let’s Talk About Sex: A recent poll indicates that 29% of young adults has never had sex. Of the 71% who has engaged in sexual activity, 94% has had sex with Charlie Sheen. Let’s Not Talk About Sex: Brandon Davies, a member of the BYU basketball team, was dismissed from the team this week after... MORE »
Charlie Sheen Forgiven by CBS After Admitting He’s Enrolled in College
It looks like Charlie Sheen will be returning to work after all. Early Thursday morning, Charlie Sheen revealed that he enrolled in classes at UCLA prior to the ongoing ordeal revolving around his drug use. As soon as word spread throughout the entertainment community that Sheen was a typical college student and not a drug... MORE »
Week in Review: A Very Miley Christmas
This week’s “Week in Review” is dedicated to TMZ and all of the other media outlets that deliver the “real” news on a regular basis. She’s Just Being High”¦ly Miley Cyrus’ new music video features the teen sensation with her same candy-coated shtick – except this time the singer allegedly takes a hit of... MORE »
Best Time To Smoke: THANKSGIVING
Is that cashed bro? MORE »
This is the Best Party Ever!!!!
According to a recent Daily Orange report, a drug called Molly has taken over Syracuse University. Literally. There is an army of little pills commandeering vehicles and enforcing martial law in the streets. I kid of course. But not about the drug. Apparently it’s a real thing. Based (however loosely) on the DO article, the... MORE »
Psychology Professor Actually Escaped Mental Patient
On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »
New Sorority AGD Hospitalized with Identity Crisis
The new Syracuse University chapter of sorority Alpha Gamma Delta checked herself into a mental institution late Tuesday night after suffering what her publicist characterized as a “severe identity crisis.” The apparent nervous breakdown came in anticipation of the approaching open house the sorority is holding this weekend in the local Sheraton Hotel. “I’ve been... MORE »
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