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UCLA “Vandalism” Believed to be Work of Banksy
Tension and unease have been running high on the two major college campuses in the Los Angeles area over the course of the past week. In the lead-up to the annually contentious UCLA-USC football game, pranks and insults have grown more vicious than in recent years. In reaction to a rule change preventing the USC... MORE »
Make Some April Fools!
It’s that day again, dear readers. It is a day of enlightenment, for us all to share in new beliefs. Today, gullible is written on the ceiling, genetically-engineered winged pigs have escaped their containment tanks, and HBO canceled Game of Thrones on a whim at 12:00 AM. Really! Anyone with half a brain can become... MORE »
Santa Ana Wind Actually Caused By Students’ Screams of Frustration
For the past day and a half, Los Angeles residents have been battered and buffeted by strong winds, with peak gusts near 100 miles an hour. Many trees fell, and several communities suffered water and power outages. So far, media sources have designated this wild weather as another of the Santa Ana winds, widely considered... MORE »
I Have A (Rivalry-Related) Dream
I found out yesterday that Will Forte thinks I’m a douchebag. After some research, it turns out this Hollywood fancy-man Forte is something called a comedian, and it’s likely this is an exaggeration for humorous purposes (ha! ha!) ““ but in the time it took me to figure that out, I’ve discovered some people take... MORE »
SoCal Spellout is Hard to Spell
Photo credit: Ben Chua Hundreds of Trojans showed up at the Navy Pier in Chicago this past Friday to get their rally fix in before making the drive to South Bend. In the usual rally protocol, Dr. Arthur C. Bartner and the Trojan Marching Band threw up their fists to the crowd and began the... MORE »
Charlie Sheen Forgiven by CBS After Admitting He’s Enrolled in College
It looks like Charlie Sheen will be returning to work after all. Early Thursday morning, Charlie Sheen revealed that he enrolled in classes at UCLA prior to the ongoing ordeal revolving around his drug use. As soon as word spread throughout the entertainment community that Sheen was a typical college student and not a drug... MORE »
UCLA Football Team Sleeps Through Second Half of Saturday’s USC-UCLA Game
This Saturday, USC defeated long-time rival UCLA 28 to 14 in their annual football matchup; however, the UCLA football team wasn’t around to see their embarrassing defeat. The team spent the second half of the game sleeping in the locker rooms at the Rose Bowl. According to offensive coordinator Norm Chow, the team decided to... MORE »