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Article by Anonymous
March 15, 2011

Day Drinking and 15 Minutes of Fame on CollegeCandy

We’ve All Been There: Day Drinking http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/14/weve-all-been-there-day-drinking-2/ Surviving Senior Year: Spring Cleaning http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/14/surviving-senior-year-spring-cleaning/ How to Get Your 15 Minutes of Fame in College http://collegecandy.com/2011/03/10/how-to-get-your-15-minutes-of-fame-in-college/ MORE »

Article by Homegrizzown
March 13, 2011

How High Are You?

So you’re not drinking tonight.  Maybe a beer or two, but you’re not getting hammered.  Instead you’re going shopping.  To the pots store.  And you, you’re xbox, and a bucket filled with water with a two liter Coca-cola bottle in it have had plans that you refuse to postpone.  Or maybe you’re more of a... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 7, 2011

Study: Consuming Copious Amounts of Alcohol May Lead to Relations with the Weird Girl from Psych Class

A recent study indicates that drinking a large amount of alcohol has a direct relationship to the likelihood of you hooking up with that weird girl in your psychology class, the weird girl who wears sweatshirts with ducks on them and who randomly eats cottage cheese in the middle of the lecture. Scientists monitored the... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
March 4, 2011

Sources: Yelling drunk guy on Euclid “really cool”

Sophomore Arts and Sciences student Timothy Eugene thought his drunken coolness was going largely unnoticed as he walked home empty-handed and disappointed from a party at approximately 12:47 am last Saturday when he decided to do something bold. “Fuuuuuuucccckkkkk this SHIT!” he yelled as he strolled down the street, shocking a few unsuspecting freshmen on their way to Kimmel.... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen Forgiven by CBS After Admitting He’s Enrolled in College

It looks like Charlie Sheen will be returning to work after all. Early Thursday morning, Charlie Sheen revealed that he enrolled in classes at UCLA prior to the ongoing ordeal revolving around his drug use. As soon as word spread throughout the entertainment community that Sheen was a typical college student and not a drug... MORE »

Article by Rud
March 2, 2011

Freshman Parent Concerned School is Interfering With Son’s Partying

Michael Faulkner, parent of college freshman, Jamie Faulkner is seriously concerned about his son’s school habits. “We came up for parents weekend and I asked him how his hangover was.” Faulkner Sr. remembers. “Then he proceeded to tell me that he didn’t have one because he had a big exam this week and he needed... MORE »

Article by Michael Sullivan
January 30, 2011

Crit Studies student sez: A paint party that could have used some color correction

Between “Inglourious Basterds,” “Drag Me to Hell” and “District 9,” I thought 2009 was the year of mismarketing, but I’m guessing the hosts of last evening’s Get Painted and Plastered Party were going for some ill-advised revivalism. Not only was there an insufficient volume of paint, there was an insufficient volume of alcohol. Or at... MORE »

Picture by Alex Rosenthal
January 21, 2011

Snow Pong

A bunch of alcoholic idiots made a beer pong table purely out of snow. Bouncing was very difficult. MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 17, 2011

New Marshall Street Bar Eagerly Awaits Customer Stereotype

Last Thursday, a brand new bar had its grand opening on Marshall Street. DJ’s recently joined Chuck’s, Faegan’s, Lucy’s, and Harry’s to become the latest installment in Syracuse University campus bars, which evidently are all required by law to have an apostrophe and an “s” at the end of the name.   When Maggie’s was... MORE »