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Article by Rud
May 14, 2011

Local High School Kids Have Nowhere to Party

Local Syracuse high school Senior, Lacey Mazza, is concerned about Syracuse University’s school year coming to an end.  “During the school year, we’d all pretty much just dress up [read: slut it up] and walk right into house parties, sometimes talk our way into the frats, but now that all the students are home for... MORE »

Article by smalls
April 19, 2011

Senior Shows Up Drunk to Prelim, Gets A+

As the semester begins to wind down, one thing is clear to everyone in Cornell: Seniors no longer give two shits about anything. Well, thats not true – Senior Girls are hell-bent on getting dick before they leave for the real world and realize that they are actually still in the 4-7 range compared to... MORE »

Article by Brian W
April 12, 2011

An Interview with Faegans Bar Manager Jamar Clarke and More

Jerk Magazine luckily scored an interview with Faegans Manager Jamar Clarke. Clarke answered a host of questions, ranging from his worst customer to his love for Will Smith. Although, I kinda wish they asked him… “So, how often does the manager of one of the best bars in the nation get laid?” And from CollegeCandy... MORE »

Article by Rud
April 11, 2011

Frats Begin Training for Mayfest

Life for Syracuse University frat pledge, Michael Wilkins isn’t all fun and keg stands. It’s hard work and keg stands, too. Now that the weather has warmed up, SU frats are beginning to train their prospective members for the shitshow that is Mayfest by a series of day-drinking events/challenges. It’s that time of year again... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
March 31, 2011

Late-Night Drunk Food Options: A Review

USC Edition   Obeying the call of the drunchies can be difficult. Coordinating everyone’s wants and needs, figuring out what’s open, getting yourselves there, finding out it’s closed, finding out drive-thru employees don’t think it’s cute when you walk four people up and pretend to be a car – this list aims to boil down... MORE »

Article by lyapalater
March 30, 2011

Students Spend 1,600 Dollars on Spring Break, and Don’t Remember Ever Going on It

Several students in Columbus, OH are enraged today, as they find out they spent 1,600 dollars on a Spring Break trip, but have absolutely no recollection of any of it. As pictures on Facebook surface, revealing groups of students in bathing suits and on unfamiliar white sand beaches, they realize that they have not just... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
March 29, 2011

“He Would Definitely Want Us To Keep Partying,” Says Friend Of Man In Alcohol-Induced Coma

Friends of sophomore Jonathan Shafer elected to continue partying hard and getting wasted Saturday night, despite the fact that Shafer was in an apparent alcohol-induced coma, totally unresponsive and passed out on the couch in the living room of Alpha Theta fraternity.   “I’m sure he’ll be fine,” said Shafer’s best friend Steve right before... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
March 28, 2011

Student drank ‘ten beers, dude! Ten!!’ led to enormous popularity, wealth

Sometimes, the glory of one person’s feat is exceeded only by their enthusiasm to talk about it; often, the amount some guy drank one night is one of those times. “It was sick, bro,” grins Todd, a USC junior, of his alleged success drinking “ten beers in less than three hours.” Talking almost exclusively about... MORE »