The entire Alpha Phi Pledge class of 2011 is named Becky.
Shrieks echoed through Walnut Park as girl after girl
yelled, “Wait, NO. WAY! My name is Becky!” followed swiftly by, “OH MY GOD!”
“This is, like, totally unprecedented,” said Becky Thurgood,
a freshman from Pasadena, California. “I’ve never met so many Beckys before!”
“I agree with Becky,” said Becky Marshall, a sophomore from
Cleveland, Ohio. “It’s crazy that we’re all named Becky. Who would’ve thought?”
Even stranger is that any time someone says “Becky” in the
presence of the Alpha Phi house, every single girl responds. Then, they all
It’s rumored that the giggling then leads to a tickle fight
in their bras and panties, though this has not been confirmed.