Things you will need:
“¢ beer goggles
“¢ 5 bucks (if you’re a dude)
“¢ boobs (if you’re a chick”¦or a fat dude)
“¢ a shower

How to find your lost friends:
“¢ Don’t. They’re long gone. They left this lame party hours ago.

Punch or beer?
“¢ Do you like your roofies carbonated or fruity?

Things to do:
“¢ Beer pong.
“¢ Stare awkwardly from the side at all the hot girls dancing.

Things not to do:
“¢ Stab a member of the fraternity