tagged christmas »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 20, 2011

A Jew’s Perspective of Christmas

When I was a kid, my mom took me to see a production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Jesus Christ Superstar. After that, I thought I knew absolutely everything there was to know about Jesus. It was easy! The hippie Jews thought he was the shit, sang Hosanna! a bunch of times, and eventually went all... MORE »

Article by hohun71
December 20, 2011

What Parents Should Really Get Their College Kids for Christmas

As the big day approaches ““ and by this I mean Christmas, not the birth of your next child ““ you’ve become increasingly anxious about finding the right gift. Not just any gift, but the most perfect of gifts for your most perfect child. Yeah, I’m talking about the same kid that gets trashed on... MORE »

Video by loganor
December 19, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 5

Today I took two finals. Also, Kim Jon Il died. These events are unrelated, but this song will probably be enjoyed by both students in need of post-final christmas cheer, and deceased dictators. That’s all I have to say. I’m gonna study for another final now. #stabmeintheface. MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 19, 2011

A Very Kahrispy Kristmas

Hofstra’s public safety department has a long and proud history of ensuring the minimal safety of the public, and by “public”, we mean “2 1/2 people”, and that’s on a good day. “Good days” meaning that for the public safety officers at Hofstra, it might as well be the battle of Iwo Jima. They very... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 18, 2011

Chocolate Milk for Berliner

Hello friends! From this semester until now has been some crazy times. We drank”¦A LOT”¦of chocolate milk and stuff. You know what I am really talking about so through the power of the internet let us wink at each other simultaneously. Ready? Awesome! That was beautiful, but before I get ahead of myself on how... MORE »

Article by Roy Parker
December 16, 2011

The 10 Worst Christmas Albums My Parents Own

Every December 1st, my mom opens 3 cabinet doors in the dining room and pulls out the 5 different containers of Christmas CDs. Why we have this many containers of Christmas CDs, I don’t know. But about every single one gets through rotation at least once during the Christmas season in the family room’s 5-disc... MORE »

Picture by smalls
December 15, 2011

Happy Holidays With Love from Cornell…and Apparently the Clock Tower

Oh and for Caption ideas…. Happy Holidays from Cornell and Frosty the Snowman who wishes you “Happy Holidays and hey can you help me get this thing out of my butt?” MORE »

Video by loganor
December 14, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 4

Today, whilst working in the lovely new Science and Engineering Library with the overpriced-yet-delicious coffee, I didn’t see any mistletoe. I didn’t see any jolly bearded men with rosy cheeks and jiggly tummies. I didn’t see softly glowing lights, and gifts wrapped in festive and environmentally-unfriendly paper. I did see vomit, and poop, in the... MORE »

Video by Alex Rosenthal
December 13, 2011

Children React To Terrible Christmas Presents

Jimmy Kimmel once again proves he’s a diabolical genius. He told his viewers to tape their children opening terrible Christmas gifts, then post their reactions on YouTube. No Legos or Xbox 360s, but a few half-eaten food items and random household appliances. And tears. Lots and lots of tears. MORE »