As the second round of rush comes to a close for the
semester, we here at Campus Basement would like to take a look at the subtle
differences between Fraternities and Sororities. Namely, Bid Day; the single most-greatest best mindfucking
heartbreakingly emotional day of the Greek calendar for GDI hopefuls.
Girls (on girls bid
day) ““ Singing, dancing, shouting, gallivanting, being promiscuous, getting
rowdy, loud screaming, OMG GIANT CARDBOARD LETTERS and some very disappointed
Guys (on girls bid day) ““ Oh hey look! Women! FINALLY we get to have parties again OH
WAIT. Guys rush starts next weekend”¦
Girls (on guys bid day) ““ Oh, you didn’t get a bid to
that house? How sad”¦well, I guess I can’t associate with you anymore”¦
Guys (on guys bid day) ““ THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING
ME I’M SO SICK OF SPEED-DATING BROS I JUST WANNA GET HAMMERED GOD WHY DO THE
BIDS NOT COME OUT UNTIL THE AFTERNOON?!?
Girls (on bid night) ““ “okay girls, we bought you all
some alcohol”¦but, here’s the catch: pledging is dry. Sooooo yeah, have fun with that.
Guys (the morning after bid night) – “¦what the hell
happened last night? This house
was so clean during rush, that’s why I wanted to be here, but how could it ever
have turned into such a warzone?
Well, I guess that’s why there are so many guys in the house, I mean,
they don’t expect us pledges to clean it all up by ourselves, do they?