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Free Massages Today – Monday April 19
Go to Schine and get your free massage. Oh, and if thats not weird enough, there are free condoms at the table to the right!
Students Buying Textbooks in Schine Bookstore Still in Long Ass Checkout Line
Sophomore Brian Carter had an hour in between two afternoon classes last Monday so he thought he would buy his textbooks to pass the time. Little did he know that 168 hours later he would still be waiting in line. “I thought the line for the Aerosmith Rock “n’ Rollercoaster at Disney World was long,”... MORE »
New Dining Hall Tradition
In a surprise turn of events, Food Services has announced that it will begin to cook all of its foods. Yes, even meat. The news comes after a record-high 498 students got salmonella last month, and 315 got e coli. Still, officials are adamant about the change being unrelated to the record illnesses. “We still... MORE »
Renowned Symbologist Discovers Holy Grail Hidden Under Schine Obelisk
Famed Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon made world headlines from Syracuse, New York this weekend when he announced that he had finally discovered the Holy Grail under the sort-of-impressive glass obelisk crowning Schine Student Center. “Well, I’ve been looking for that pesky grail for awhile now,” Langdon said of the Holy Chalice in a phone interview,... MORE »
A Very Scientific Study on the Most Effective Methods to Target Motor Coordination & Cognitive Ability on Campus
Subtitle- (read: How to Get Exercise at SU) Doing LaundryTargets: Back, Abs, Ability to distinguish and categorize colorsDifficulty Level: SU GirlsIncrease Intensity by: Folding it Flint/Day Hall StairsTargets: Butt, Legs, Thighs, Your soulDifficulty Level: Giving BirthIncrease Intensity by: Dragging your wasted roommate up with you at 4 a.m. Opening Glass Doors at SchineTargets: Biceps, Triceps,... MORE »
ESF Students are Meatatarians
A recent study shows that 100% of students enrolled in SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry are anti-vegetarian, or meatatarian. This means that they will never, under any circumstances, eat a product that is growing from the earth. No lettuce, no tomatoes, nothing but meat and fish. “Most times,” says ESF student Erik Shelby,... MORE »
Your Take: Campus Security Cameras
the guy at 1:37 is so hotâ?¦ and definitely not me.thenewshouse.com has more cool stuff MORE »
Sexy Sax Man makes his way around SU
Wooing the many students in Ernie Davis over their plates of spaghetti MORE »
Newhouse Announces “Sitting In Food.com Looking Pretentious” Major
Newhouse spokesman Carl Waiters announced Tuesday a massive curriculum overhaul, which included a new major at Syracuse’s flagship institution. “The Newhouse School is constantly trying to evolve and adapt to fit the ever-changing landscape of the communications industry,” Waiters said in a statement to the press, “To that end, we will be incorporating a new... MORE »
The Easy Button by The HuMarists
These guys are funny, MORE »
Jersey Shore Costumes are a Definite Sign That the World Will End on 12/12/2012
It’s not exactly witnessing the Four Horsemen descend from a pitch-black sky with two moons, but it is pretty damn close. Saturday night, the night before Halloween that is colloquially known as “Devil’s Night,” took on a new connotation of the phrase after many Syracuse University students took to the streets as one of the... MORE »
4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Disappearing Dorm Room
My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »
Syracuse University Class of 2016
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
There is something extremely wrong with this picture
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot
Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »
Otto’s Army is at it again
Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »
Jokes With Jenna Race
Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties
Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?
For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »
An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video
#rotoloclass MORE »
Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?
We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »