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Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. Delta Theta pledge Marc Nason, however, was caught off guard to learn that... MORE »
A Syracusean parody of Shit People Say brought to you by the Campus Basement: Syracuse Staff (including writer and actress Nicole Grabert!) with assistance from Ashlie Daubert and Anne Marie Suchanek. Looks like The Newshouse has their own version of Shit Syracuse Girls Say. Watch it! It’s really funny. MORE »
‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »
Frat Parties, Frat Parties, Frat Parties. “Nuff Said. While many people argue that certain frats are better than others, they are all essentially the same. Loud music in the basement, a 30 minute line to get beer at the bar, girls wearing just enough to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure, and people grinding like... MORE »
The Interfraternity Council is proud to announce that, for the first time ever, each frat on campus will be joining forces to provide for a very special cause. For community service hours, girls in any campus organization can sign up to take a chartered bus to the projects and deliver hand jobs to homeless men.... MORE »
Our first hazing story of the year! Hooray for fraternity hazing! Oh, wait. Not hoorayÃ¢Â€Â¦ Dear Campus Basement:What you are about to hear is disturbing and is not approved for mature audiences. So please, if youÃ¢Â€Â™re mature, donÃ¢Â€Â™t read this.My hazing started out simply enough, with a *** (frat letters omitted here) tradition: carving a... MORE »
We Are Joe Spadafino, Zack Stanek, Juan De Los Llanos, and Emily Coon. Join Us at Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity (AKa Crow) The Sickest Frat On Campus, MTV! As Our Crow Frat Friends Throw The Craziest Party For Mayfest! Thanks to Danny! These Highlights Are Just Little Things Compared To What is in Store to... MORE »
Life for Syracuse University frat pledge, Michael Wilkins isn’t all fun and keg stands. It’s hard work and keg stands, too. Now that the weather has warmed up, SU frats are beginning to train their prospective members for the shitshow that is Mayfest by a series of day-drinking events/challenges. It’s that time of year again... MORE »
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
Super Bowl Sunday turned out to be a whole lot less manly this year than usual, as Panhellenic sorority recruitment finally came to an end with Bid Day. On this notoriously emotional once-a-year holiday, freshmen girls are finally given bids to join one of SU’s renowned sororities after a grueling two week rush process, which... MORE »
If you connect the diferent people on the Facebook homepage, it spells out the word “sex!” MORE »