“dead cats” (Vegas bound&gaggd)
Date: 2012-02-11, 12:46PM CST
I have a box full of them
Anybody know a good place to dispose em?
1. Headline; dead cats.- I don’t like where this is going.
ASK SIRI YOU ASSHOLE.
“dead cats” (Vegas bound&gaggd)
I have a box full of them
Anybody know a good place to dispose em?
1. Headline; dead cats.- I don’t like where this is going.
ASK SIRI YOU ASSHOLE.
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