“dead cats” (Vegas bound&gaggd)
Date: 2012-02-11, 12:46PM CST
I have a box full of them
Anybody know a good place to dispose em?
Well, Craigslist has hit a new creepy low. Let’s analyze.
1. Headline; dead cats.- I don’t like where this is going.
2. Vegas bound and Gaggd- uh.. so apparently this guy has committed felicide, wants to get rid of the evidence and then flee to Vegas to become a sadistic male stripper in order to fulfill his many sexual fantasies. Awkward.
3. “I have a box full of them” ““ Why a box? Why wouldn’t you just put them in a bag and throw them in a lake? Or pull a Casey Anthony and throw them in the woods? At least then they would decompose and provide nourishment to the soil.
4. “Anybody know a good place to dispose em?” ““ the term “EM” is sickening. How DARE you refer to these great dead pussies as “em.” What kind of sick man do you have to be to post such a creepy article on line? As if someone is going to write back and be like, “hey, yeah, I actually disposed of like 13 puppies the other day, I have a great place to hide them.”
ASK SIRI YOU ASSHOLE.