Taio Cruz to Bring Rebecca Black to Slope Day

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April 30, 2012 at 11:31 am

Last night on his Twitter, singer Taio Cruz announced that he is bringing a special guest to his Slope Day Performance on Friday. “Cornell!! im bringin my special boo rebecca black to slope day!! we guna get down this friday, friday, friday!”

So get your middle school friends, make sure you have your cereal, don’t miss the bus, make a decision on what seat you want to take, stop kicking in the front seat, and get ready for Friday, Friday, Friday because we are all going to be enjoying the beautiful vocals of Rebecca Black on Friday, Friday, Friday.

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