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Article by xoboredgurlxo
February 26, 2012

Seriously, WashU?

Seriously, WashU, you are going to make seniors pay to rent their caps and gowns, seriously?? And it’s not going to be an incidental fee of $10, it’s going to be a steep one of $60, seriously? Don’t we already pay enough to go to this school, somewhere in the ballpark of 50k? You’re telling... MORE »

Article by Grill
February 20, 2012

HORSIES! ON CAMPUS! (hm.)

There was a horse-drawn carriage on campus today (it might still be roaming around if you wanna chase it). See the photo for confirmation. I can’t be the only person at WashU wondering what in the world that was doing here. These are my thoughts on what the administration must’ve been thinking when they approved... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
February 19, 2012

Proper Paper Extension Etiquette

As a humanities major, I infrequently have to deal with the mental and emotional Olympics that may characterize an exam, and to rub it in a little more, I have never taken a night exam in my life. On the flip side, I almost didn’t graduate because of lack of NS courses, and I do... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 17, 2012

All of the Lights

Not to bring up old matters, but WHO SAID YES to those DAMN OVERHEAD LIGHTS in Whispers. The University has forced me to call it”¦.Whispers time of death: 10:07AM February, 13th 2012. The minute I swung open the outrageously heavy Whispers door on Monday morning, and my eyes were greeted by the blinding new fluorescent lights,... MORE »

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Article by rkrieg
February 16, 2012

Art of the Mupload

Oh my gosh, like check me out hanging out with all my friends. I have friends. Did you know? We hang out and do fun things so I just wanted to take a picture of us, you know, hanging out, just chilling, NBD. No, I don’t think that I have to prove it. I just wanted to show... MORE »

Article by Grill
February 13, 2012

Ode to the Evil Girl from down the Hall

Everyone’s got that girl…she lives in your building, on your floor, is in one of your classes. You see her everywhere and she refuses to acknowledge your existence. Here’s my ode to you. We’ve all got one, in spring through fall,The evil girl from down the hall.She may be short, or maybe tall,The evil girl... MORE »

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Article by xoboredgurlxo
February 12, 2012

Where Should I Study Personality Quiz

Want to find out which study location best fits your personality? Take the quiz! 1. How much time are you willing to devote to getting to your study location? a) 10-15 minutes, plus extra for saying “hi” to my friends who I see.b) 15-20 minutes.c) 5-10 minutes.d) All the time necessary to get to a... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
February 11, 2012

Saturday Fashion Statements of the Hung Over Student Body

Rise and shine my hung over comrades of WashU! It’s a new day and the world is beckoning. Time to forget about what you did last night (if you haven’t already) and move on to bigger and better things: Saturdays at the library. Ahh yes. This is the kind of school we go to. We... MORE »

Article by JClassy
February 11, 2012

Why You Should Join Wellbridge Gym”¦at least for one week.

Wellbridge Athletic Club & Spa located in Clayton, MO is home to the fittest and richest Wash U students. But you are in luck, Stud Life is offering a one-week free trial for you to get a sneak peak of all that you love and everything you can’t afford. Act quickly, this offer expires on... MORE »

Article by rkrieg
February 8, 2012

Five Successful Ways to Sit Alone

Sitting alone is an art attempted by many, mastered by few. The SSS (Solo Seat Selection) is a dilemma facing our generation of awkward texters everywhere! So how does one sit alone and not be eaten alive? How can you avoid the state of a lone, defenseless guppy in a sea filled with barracudas?! (Barracudas eat guppies, right?) Read... MORE »