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On Science I like watching Planet Earth. If all science classes were like Planet Earth, then I would totally be into science. I thought about being pre-med once, because like I’ve just always wanted to be a dermatologist or something. But I realized that the material was going to be too sciencey for me. Like what are DNA helicase?... MORE »
The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »
Apparently, water cups are the new gold. Only some have them, everybody wants them””although you don’t need gold to live”¦so I guess water cups are better. Twelve students were found unconscious this afternoon in Whispers and the Greater Olin Library area due to the new restrictive water-cup policy on campus. Their bodies were resuscitated with... MORE »
So, I might have Seasonal Affect Disorder, but despite that, there is something about spring semester that just feels lighter and happier than fall semester. I know no one is ever ready to go back to school in the 10-50 degree weather that could characterize January in St. Louis, but once the semester gets kicking,... MORE »
When I think about what a wonderful place WashU is, my heart warms immensely.That being said, there are a couple things that I don’t quite understand, and I often ask myself, “WHO SAID YES TO THAT?” -Only leaving room for three booths in the Whispers floor plan.-Spicy pistachio nuts instead of goldfish as Whispers snackbites.-No... MORE »
Well, Wash U is back in the swing of things, and hordes of students are trying to remember how to juggle five classes after a month of home-cooked meals and masturbating three times per day (not me, just”¦some people”¦) And as we all know, every winter break, your average student loses about two friends. It’s... MORE »
With students returning to school frantic for a good time (we all know Christmas Vacation gets quite boring), the commencement of fraternity rush stomps all over the fun WashU students are supposed to be having at the beginning of a new semester. While the workload is still manageable enough for students to explore hedonistic exploits... MORE »
I know we all have worries, but those of a second semester senior are 100% more imminent, and how shall I put this… legit. As everyone is one semester closer to graduation, and second semester seniors have a countdown clock of doom, I thought I would compile a list of all the things we have... MORE »
Winter break is dreadfully boring. Eat. Sleep. Watch shitty TV. Rinse and repeat. In years past, I have considered doing something productive during the holidays. Internship apps. Crocheting. Learning Gaelic. Do I ever accomplish any of these projects? Hell no. This year, however, I took on the task of cleaning out my closet. It was... MORE »