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Article by unclealbert
November 5, 2011

Curricular Planner Designed by Ex-Nazi Scientist

Wash U’s Office of Public Relations revealed a shameful secret yesterday””the curricular planner function on Webstac, designed to help students organize the credits they must achieve to graduate, was designed by Detlef von Braun, formerly a rocket scientist in Hitler’s Third Reich.   Von Braun worked closely with Hitler and other SS higher-ups, and his... MORE »

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Article by JClassy
November 5, 2011

HOT HOT HOT! Wash U’s Newest Student Run Business!

GRAND OPENING: Wash U’s Newest Student-Run Business: “Fuckin’ On The 40″ After all”¦ you’ll always remember your first 40″¦   We had a naming competition”¦ -Fuckin’ On The 40 (WINNER!) -Wydown on Me -Watch U Wash -Forplay on Forsyth   It’s about time! No more going abroad to Amsterdam to get your kinky sex toys.... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

Funding Exposed: Tulip Mania is Our Fault.

Breaking news. After an upheaval from undergraduates regarding WashUâ??s superfluous spending, Chancellor Wrighton held a press conference to clarify where tuition money is going. Most of this chaos is surrounding the annual â??Tulip Maniaâ?. For all of the froshies that have yet to witness this phenomenon and think that gothic architecture and top tier education... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

New Dieter vs. Salad Bar

Never too late to start a New Year’s resolution right? Either way, pounds need to be shed. It is time to go where no carb-addict has gone before- the Paws and Go salad bar. Gasps from an imaginary audience. Yes, I am on my way to becoming the next Victoria’s Secret angel, and marina sauce... MORE »