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Article by Alex R
December 27, 2011

Stranded in Cuse

Right now, all SU students are in that awkward time period between Christmas and New Years Eve. While we are disappointed that Christmas is over we are counting down the days until New Years Eve where we can start working on our first hangover of 2012. But I want to take the time to remind... MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 19, 2011

A Very Kahrispy Kristmas

Hofstra’s public safety department has a long and proud history of ensuring the minimal safety of the public, and by “public”, we mean “2 1/2 people”, and that’s on a good day. “Good days” meaning that for the public safety officers at Hofstra, it might as well be the battle of Iwo Jima. They very... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 13, 2011

Status Updates from the Airplane Home

with contributions by Quyen C Nguyen Le! I got pretty bored on my way home to Florida this winter break. So I decided to let you all in on my experience. Happy holidays! MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
December 2, 2011

Winter Break Delayed: Washington University To Deny Students of Christmas

St. Louis””Wash U spoiled students Winter Break plans to head home a few days before Christmas, announcing a mandatory meeting to discuss the state of the university at 11 pm on December 24th.  The school will require faculty to be present as well and attendance will be taken to ensure that no one has time... MORE »

Article by Daniel T
November 29, 2011

Syracuse Cancels Winter

The city of Syracuse made the decision to cancel this year’s winter in an unprecedented announcement this morning. “We felt it was in our city’s best interest to hold off on winter for this year,” Mayor Stephanie Miner said in a statement. “Frankly, I’m tired of staining my boots with rock salt.” Within the past... MORE »

Article by gpsmonkey
November 27, 2011

Students Rave About Trojan Brand’s “Bear” Skin Condoms

Trojan Brand Condoms’ newest product launch, the Trojan BareSkin condoms, has been one of this year’s hottest new items in premarital pregnancy prevention. The new product claims to be 40% thinner than the leading brand and made of traditional latex materials. One of the largest misconceptions (no pun intended) of the new Trojan BareSkin condoms... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
January 25, 2011

Wintry conditions nationwide cripple college conversations

“Surviving the snow?” “Staying warm?” “Isn’t it cold out?”  Yes, we’re surviving. No we are not warm – it’s fucking freezing out to answer the last question as well. We’ve all been here. Every state save for Florida (those bastards) has gotten hit hard with snow this winter and temperatures across the country are breaking... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 24, 2011

SU NEWS ALERT: Don’t Wear Wet Socks Or You’ll Get Frostbite

Due to how freaking ridiculously cold it is right now, the Syracuse University Health Center issued a special email alert informing the student body of the dangers of frostbite, hypothermia, and other cold weather injuries. Some of the brilliantly handy tips they offer on how to stay warm in sub-freezing temperatures include putting on a... MORE »

Picture by Alex Rosenthal
January 21, 2011

Snow Pong

A bunch of alcoholic idiots made a beer pong table purely out of snow. Bouncing was very difficult. MORE »