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Article by BradBabendir
February 24, 2012

Student section to be switched with visiting section at Faurot Field in 2012

On Monday, Athletic Director Mike Alden announced that, due to MU’s move to the Southeastern Conference, some things had to change at Faurot Field. These changing included moving Marching Mizzou and changing the text in the end zones from “Missouri” to “Mizzou”. While most changes were relatively benign, one change carried a much bigger weight:... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 28, 2012

Best College Athletics Commercial Ever

Does your school’s golf team have a girl who hits a golf ball so hard the Eiffel Tower falls over? What about a guy who hits a baseball so far the moon shits itself in terror? No? How about a soccer player who kicks a ball hard enough to explode, then reappear in Italy to... MORE »

Article by amcguire
January 23, 2012

Top 5 Sports That Would Put Miami Athletics Back on the Map

An appeal to the Miami athletics department: As another bowl season comes to a close, I think it’s time we reflect on our goals for UM athletics. Frankly, our football team is the only thing anyone really cares about and it’s in bad shape. We’ve got NCAA sanctions on the way and besides, the SEC is going to win every... MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 12, 2012

Maryland President Bathing in Money, Students Not Bathing

It was reported this week that University of Maryland President Wallace Loh has given the green light to construction on a $7.2-million mansion. According to Loh, the house is of great interest to students, alumni and faculty, alike. “I remember my days in college,” said Loh, “brunching with the dean of admissions on Tuesdays, polo... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 30, 2010

Rival School Claims to Have Better Athletics Team Than Your School

At Saturday’s sports outing, many of you were too consumed by the events transpiring on the field/court (or quidditch pitch) to notice that students from your rival school, the most hated of all schools, claimed that your school, in fact, “sucks big, hairy dick,” and that their school, despite losing the game, “could beat your... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 18, 2010

Athletic Director Discovers Marist Has a Men’s Basketball Team

On Tuesday afternoon, AD Collin Sullivan was shocked when a man in a warm-up suit entered his office and claimed he played for the men’s basketball team. “Whose men’s basketball team?” asked Sullivan, completely perplexed. Up to this point, Sullivan, like many other Marist faculty members and students, had been completely unaware that the Red... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
October 13, 2010

What NOT To Skip: Syracuse v. Pittsburgh

We make a lot of jokes at CuseMyCampus. Some are based on real things, some are just funny, and some we think are funny and you think are stupid. And while we’ve made a TON of jokes at the expense of the football team, the team is kicking ass this year. So, despite the fact... MORE »