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Article by Nick Ciccone
December 6, 2011

What Your Professors Are REALLY Saying

Hofstra professors are very much like fortune cookies””they are as insightful as they are tasty. Relax, I’m kidding! They’re NOT insightful (they’re just tasty). In fact, every once in awhile you get a really stupid fortune cookie that likes giving a lot of homework. Don’t get me wrong: I’ve loved a staggering 35% of my... MORE »

Article by xoboredgurlxo
December 4, 2011

A Finals Survival Toolkit

As finals are approaching faster than I can say, “hey winter break hey,” I thought I’d prepare a list of a WashU student’s essentials toolkit to prepare for the two weeks of doom that are looming over us all. 1) Sleeping Bag Now I know that you wonder at the stamina of the select few... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
December 1, 2011

Santa Ana Wind Actually Caused By Students’ Screams of Frustration

For the past day and a half, Los Angeles residents have been battered and buffeted by strong winds, with peak gusts near 100 miles an hour.  Many trees fell, and several communities suffered water and power outages. So far, media sources have designated this wild weather as another of the Santa Ana winds, widely considered... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
December 1, 2011

Some honest “Holiday Flavors” for you this season

Every year Thanksgiving happens so that when it’s over, coffee, frozen yogurt, smoothies, and pretty much all places that sell things that “taste like something” know it’s time to start serving their seasonal holiday flavors. I get just as excited about this as the next red-velvet-hot-chocolate enthusiast. There’s a part of me, though, that enjoys... MORE »

Picture by ChillBro
December 15, 2010

Happy Finals Week

good luck y’all MORE »

Article by apost
December 13, 2010

Finals Drives Student Directy Through Glass Door

Never before has Olin Library, or Cornell for that matter seen anything like this before! Finals week comes with its fair share of crazy, but this shit is just silly….I thought the Orgo final already happened? Nonetheless, this is a real image and the made-up story goes as follows: Once upon a time there was... MORE »

Article by Rud
December 13, 2010

Student Answers D to Every Question and Receives a 0%

Syracuse Freshman, Zach Hillburg was more than shocked when he received the results of his last COM 107 exam this week. “I didn’t study at all, right? So I thought I’d just answer D to everything and I’d have a guaranteed 25%. I figured it was a foolproof plan so I just went ahead and... MORE »

Article by Michael Sullivan
December 11, 2010

Fed up Marshall student finally looks up ‘synergy’

After more than two years of general frustration, Marshall junior Sasha Heinz finally caved in and looked up the word “synergy” on Tuesday. “You know, I’d had enough,” Heinz recalled. “I was studying for one of my finals, another test based on rote memorization of arbitrary terms, when I’d decided I’d had enough.” The final... MORE »

Article by apost
December 11, 2010

Mann Library Rivals Walmart

Similarly to Walmart on Black Friday, Mann Library opens at 10 AM on a Saturday morning during finals week and a line is out the door to rent laptops, chargers and get Take Notes and I think someone was trampled….you know you’re at Cornell during finals week when. Thanks to our local photographer Steph Friedman MORE »