As a result of perseverance and an overwhelming desire to be
annoying, basketball game-attendees have coaxed the University into altering
the “Star Spangled Banner” before a game begins; the anthem will now include a
pause, wherein fans may form an “O” with their arms and yell, “OHHHHHH!” at the
tops of their lungs during the verse, “O, say, does that star-spangled banner
yet wave?”

 “It’s about
time,” said Tyler McCullough, one of the students behind the O-Movement. “I
don’t know why the dude who wrote the song didn’t put that in there in the
first place!”