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Breaking News From CuseMyCampus
A strong-armed robbery occurs on campus. With exclusive footage, CuseMyCampus investigates!
Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever
Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »
And on your left we see……….
Admit it: you, like everybody else, went on a supervised tour of Syracuse University some time in your past. We all remember being herded like cattle around the quad, being told constantly that the steps of Carnegie Library led nowhere as our parents embarrassed us in front of our elder classmates. Judging by the excess... MORE »
Centro Announces, “Big Changes On The Way”
Centro has announced that changes will be made to its South Campus and Connective Corridor buses after vehicles struck pedestrians on three separate occasions in the past week. A spokesperson for Centro had this to say about the incidents; “We have been criticized in the past for the lack of timely arrival of our buses,... MORE »
Syracuse Police Under Investigation for Fraud
On Tuesday, the Syracuse Police Department suffered another huge hit: the Onondaga County District Attorney’s office opened an investigation into whether or not SPD is, in fact, a real police squad. “They’ve been around for hundreds of years, yet not once have I seen anyone arrested or, for that matter, even investigated,” said DA Kurt... MORE »
Syracuse police ‘Too Busy’ giving parking tickets to bother with Fine allegations
Mere weeks after Penn State became a nationwide spectacle, another scandal emerged in the world of college athletics, this time involving the Syracuse Orange and their basketball team’s assistant coach Bernie Fine. According to reports, allegations were brought to the Syracuse Police Department as early as 2002 accusing Mr. Fine of molesting two former ball... MORE »
DPS Discovers Black Market for Newhouse Editing Software
Department of Safety officers at Syracuse University discovered an underground black market for the distribution of popular computer software ““ used primarily in Newhouse ““ after checking on a South Campus apartment Monday afternoon. Two DPS officers conducting a routine apartment check on Small Road were surprised to find over a dozen students sitting... MORE »
A Letter from DPS on Halloween Safety
Happy Halloween everybody! Now nobody do anything that could ever be construed as a belief or opinion! (Photo by Brian W) MORE »
Oh No Otto Gets Mugged Video
DPS really does make the corniest videos ever.. MORE »
SU NEWS ALERT: Don’t Wear Wet Socks Or You’ll Get Frostbite
Due to how freaking ridiculously cold it is right now, the Syracuse University Health Center issued a special email alert informing the student body of the dangers of frostbite, hypothermia, and other cold weather injuries. Some of the brilliantly handy tips they offer on how to stay warm in sub-freezing temperatures include putting on a... MORE »
The Hike to Mount Olympus
Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »
Syracuse Week in Review
Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »
A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email
We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review
Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »
Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010
First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »
Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos
Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »
Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team
Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »
Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos
Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »
Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »
The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus
So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »
Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results
I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »
The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!
Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »
How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms
And the poll results say… MORE »
Hail Falls on Halloween
Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »
Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township
I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »
Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Be Sexy
Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »
Fraternity Parties and You
Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »
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