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Hail Falls on Halloween
Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the "wonderful" weather of Syracuse decides to intervene.
Syracuse students are HAPPY
This is Syracuse University’s edition of Pharrell’s “Happy”! The happiest students and staff took a break from the “Finals Week blues” and joined the Happy Team as we spread happiness all over campus. Thank you to each and every one of you who happily danced to lift our peers’ spirits. You are loved. MORE »
Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana
Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »
Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss
Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »
Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University
Catholics around the world were shocked to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had resigned from his position as “THE CLOSEST PERSON TO GOD ON EARTH.” He tells sources at Campus Basement that the departure comes from fatigue, old age, and University Union’s Winter Carnival line-up. “They were hyping the students up, saying, ‘oh get ready,... MORE »
30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed
Tina Fey’s long running show, 30 Rock, will be airing its hour-long series finale tonight at 8/7 central on NBC. Let it be known that this was not Fey’s decision to end the show- it was the higher power of Syracuse University. Fey’s character, Liz Lemon, is the head writer of a variety show starring... MORE »
Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever
Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »
The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester
Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »
Hockey’s Back! …and there was much rejoicing
I woke up today thinking it would be any regular Sunday: completely naked, my head laying over the side of my bed, desperately trying to avoid the sunrise shining through the pathetic excuse for curtains and onto my face. But then I saw the news, that glorious and long-awaited news, that the NHL lockout has... MORE »
The Hike to Mount Olympus
Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »
Syracuse Week in Review
Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »
A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email
We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review
Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »
Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010
First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »
Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos
Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »
Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team
Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »
Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos
Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »
Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »
The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus
So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »
Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results
I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »
The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!
Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »
How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms
And the poll results say… MORE »
Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township
I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »
Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Be Sexy
Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »
Fraternity Parties and You
Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »
Second CuseMyCampus Staff Meeting
The staff tricks Brian into thinking he is their intern. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »
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