Dear Porky Shirt Guy

Yeah I realize you were walking behind me with you wang out. You peeing behind me as we walk up the street is not at all going to turn anyone on. Sorry, the sound of pee splatting all over the sidewalk is just not one of my turn ons.

Whipping it out and talking about how cold it is….hmm. I’m not going to turn around buddy. Oh and your house was RIGHT THERE. Ya sure ya had to pee behind me walking up the street? I mean really.

You might want to work on your technique there buddy.

Sweet cut off jean shorts.

Keep the hoes on your boat in order.