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Article by Leah Folta
August 25, 2011

Construction on new campus construction site nearly complete, going “very well”

As observant students and campus visitors may have noticed, SC is well into a sizeable construction project ““ to everyone’s relief. “When we finish a building, we lose that certain”¦ je-ne-sais-quoi in the air. Not just all that dust,” the university’s Construction Superintendent Judy Aught remarks. “People are impressed when things are being built. Excited.”... MORE »

Article by Paul J
June 22, 2011

USC President on Summer Construction: “Wow, they’re really tearing shit up, huh?”

LOS ANGELES ““ USC President C. L. Max Nikias talked to reporters on Monday, wondering out loud about the amount of “different shit” being built or revamped on campus during the summer. “I mean, I know we kicked around a plan or two for some of these projects, but man, they’re really just going for... MORE »

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June 2, 2011

Massive New Athletic Facility Will Be Great For Coaches, Players, Hiding Future NCAA Violations

USC CAMPUS ““ Excitement is running high for the planned $70 million project under construction next to Heritage Hall which will include a weight room, coaches offices, a locker room for the football program, and ample space in which to continue providing student athletes with illegal benefits. “This program was doing all the wrong things.... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 28, 2011

Marshall Street Projected to Finish Construction by October 2014

Following a water main break at clothing retailer J. Michael’s at the beginning of the semester, Syracuse University’s famed street for shopping and dining has been under construction for over a month now, with street closings, blockades and repairs in place every hour of every day.   Unfortunately, the recent efforts have still shown zero... MORE »

Picture by Dennis Coles
October 13, 2010

Shaw 3rd Floor Bathroom Mirror No Longer Reflective

The men’s bathroom mirror in Shaw Hall has apparently lost all reflectivity. Rest assured, FixIt is on it and DPS already has a suspect list of who may have committed the heinous crime. MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 13, 2010

Syracuse University: Under Construction

Syracuse University. Founded 1870. Motto: “Suos Cultores Scientia Coronat.” English translation: “We are always under construction.” Which explains why our school color is orange: same as the construction cones littering the campus. Jeff Kelley, a senior in the college of Arts and Sciences, said, “Some people think I bought a pair of Timberlands to look... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 13, 2010

SU Officials Schedule Semi-Annual Closing of University Avenue

Just as they have done so many times in the past, officials at Syracuse University announced today that they plan to shut down University Avenue in the near future. Sources say that once the street has been closed, it will remain that way for at least a month. When such instances have occurred in the... MORE »