On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
A night of binge drinking.
On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
8 Monster energy drinks,
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
9 problem sets,
8 Monster energy drinks,
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
10 hours at the library,
9 problem sets,
8 Monster energy drinks,
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
11-question exam on hegemony in the media,
10 hours at the library,
9 problem sets,
8 Monster energy drinks,
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Professor gave to me:
12-page paper on Pilgrim archaeology,
11-question exam on hegemony in the media,
10 hours at the library,
9 problem sets,
8 Monster energy drinks,
7-page paper on American History (1776-1865),
6 Geese a laying (wait, no, that’s just the drugs)
5 new drug dependencies!
4-hour exam on Descartes vs. Spinoza,
3 books to read (where do I buy books?),
2 hours of sleep,
And a night of binge drinking.
Happy studying!
