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December 1, 2010 at 2:01 am

Somehow 7053 Productions has managed to make downtown Syracuse look pretty and happy. I just don’t think downtown Syracuse looks like that during the holidays…

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December 28, 2011

What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! College students, behold, one of the best creations our society has bestowed upon us: New Years Eve. Alas, the day in which we ring in the new... MORE »

December 22, 2011

The History of the Christmas Sweater (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite!Top Reasons Why The Christmas Sweater Was Invented So that there was one weekend of Winter that girls could go out and party without freezing their asses... MORE »

December 12, 2011

The 12 Days of College Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2... MORE »

December 2, 2010

Holidayaholism…It’s real and it’s out there

As every radio station busts out the Christmas music, students waiting to hear Rudolph and Santa songs 24/7 are overwhelmed with holiday cheer. With the snow scheduled for this week as well, Christmas is permeating the SU campus faster than BP oil did in the Gulf this summer. (Too soon for oil spill jokes?) Yet... MORE »

December 1, 2010

Eli The Homeless Guy on Marshall Street Has An Album!

Apparently Eli had time to record a CD just in time for Christmas. Titled “El’s Christmas Mission” the album was recorded in the Belfer Audio Laboratory, at Syracuse University. So, now when Eli comes up to you asking for cash, you can tell him you bought his CD! Check out Empire Life Entertainment to read more MORE »

October 6, 2012

The hardest rejection I’ve ever had to do.

Since everybody at Syracuse can do a backflip, this pick-up line’s success rate has plummeted through the ground. MORE »

February 6, 2012

What Your SU Coffee Shop Preference Says About You

Dunkin’ Donuts by Marshall St.–So you’re a purist, eh? The one in Schine just doesn’t meet all your caffeine-related needs? I bet you complain that the Taco Bell in Kimmel “just isn’t the same.” Well, it isn’t, but it’s not like you’ve ever been there sober anyway. Starbucks on Marshall St.–Arguably the best cup of... MORE »

August 24, 2010

College Poll: Syracuse University Ranked #1

It’s that time of year where all the big magazines rank the nation’s top universities. This year, surprisingly, Syracuse University took the top spot! Over 100% of voters indicated that SU was, is, and always shall be regarded by all as the greatest university of all-time. The school was also voted “Most Orange,” and “The... MORE »

November 1, 2010

Boy Meets World Halloween Special Still “Scary as Shit”

Â Â Â After a hard-partying weekend at Syracuse University, Sophomore student April Stevens and her friends decided to devote Halloween Sunday to watching childhood Halloween specials on Youtube. “We remembered how much we all liked Boy Meets World, so we figured we’d watch its special. We forgot how terrifying it actually is. It shows Feeny... MORE »

April 20, 2010

SUA Named Best Ambulance In All Of Syracuse University

Tuesday morning was a glorious day for SUA. The Syracuse University Ambulance core was finally lauded for their outstanding achievement in first response and overall patient treatment, receiving the “Best Ambulance In All Of Syracuse University Award.” Some puzzled students wondered, “How many ambulances are there at Syracuse?” Kim Reeves, an junior biology major asked,... MORE »

April 16, 2017

4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student

The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »

May 9, 2012

Disappearing Dorm Room

My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »

April 19, 2012

Syracuse University Class of 2016

Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »

April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

March 26, 2012

A Text Message From Fab Melo

February 12, 2012

Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation

The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »

February 5, 2012

A Map Of College Sports

January 26, 2012

Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year

Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »

January 25, 2012

Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot

Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »

January 22, 2012

Otto’s Army is at it again

Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »

December 25, 2011

All I Want For Christmas is Jews

December 19, 2011

Jokes With Jenna Race

Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 19, 2011

Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties

Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 6, 2011

Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement

A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »

December 5, 2011

“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping

Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »

December 4, 2011

Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?

For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »

December 3, 2011

An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game

And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »

November 18, 2011 1 Comment

Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis

Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »

November 15, 2011

Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video

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November 15, 2011

Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?

We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »

Kayaking on Corner of Euclid and Lancaster

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Typical SU Student in Each Building

There Is Something Wrong With This Picture of Bernie Fine

TKE at Adult World

Tony Romo Out for the Season Due to Personal Space Issues

Juice Jam 2010: Dance Battles breakout during Passion Pit's set

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