It’s that time of year where all the big magazines rank the nation’s top universities. This year, surprisingly, Syracuse University took the top spot!

Over 100% of voters indicated that SU was, is, and always shall be regarded by all as the greatest university of all-time. The school was also voted “Most Orange,” and “The Best School With A Mascot Named Otto.”

The poll, taken by the Associated Press (Syracuse Branch) included all of the SU faculty and staff, all of whom were “definitely not told that they would be fired and threatened with water-boarding if they didn’t vote for SU.”

Three other schools were included in the poll: SUNY-ESF, Le Moyne College and Onondaga County Community College. All three received zero votes from the terrified SU faculty.