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When the child is 21 years old is it too late to call Dyphus? This question was raised by many attendees at New Rock’s annual holiday party. The party is usually a good reason for students to find their way out of the books and into the bar scene, yet this year the tension was... MORE »
Suffern, NY. If you’re a student at Ramapo College, you know that New Rock, a local bar in Suffern, New York, is the (only) place to be on Tuesday and Thursday nights. Shuttle service, cheap drinks, and a dance floor entice hundreds of Ramapo students to attend the venue. The local fare is almost exclusively... MORE »
The Calm Before the Storm: As Grade Postings are Due to Arrive in the Next Couple Days, Ramapo Braces Itself For Worst Facebook Bragging in Years
Mahwah, NJ- Sure, it seems harmless enough right now. Innocent status updates about Christmas gifts and post-holiday activities. While the world of Facebook currently remains calm, thousands of Ramapo students are preparing for one of the worst Facebook Brag storms this school has ever seen. With the release of final grades scheduled to post in... MORE »
You might have seen floppy yellow poles scattered around the Senior Village at Ramapo College, and wondered what their purpose could be. Well… While the administration may tell you it’s a smart way to keep snow plows from plowing over the grass this winter (or October), it’s actually a strategic initiative implemented by Ramapo’s new,... MORE »
Mahwah, NJ- In a stunning turn of events, Ramapo College communications major, Donny Rogers has deemed himself incapable of determining if that blonde chick in his class is hot by regular standards, or if it’s only because she is in a group project with him. “She’s easily the hottest girl in class,” Rogers told reporters... MORE »
If you pray to the infamous Jesus Christ and were expecting Santa to slide down your chimney this December, keep your partridge in your pear tree, folks, “cause it’s not happening. December 25, 2011 marks just the second time this has ever happened. The first time was on the 13th day of Abib, 33 AD,... MORE »
Members of the Men’s Basketball team were distraught Wednesday, after Coach Jones refused to grope them after the game. This isn’t the first time players have come forward about Coach J. refusing to touch them. On several instances over the course of the season, players have openly claimed that they lack a little inspiration. “You... MORE »
Growing frustration concerning a healthy student lifestyle has finally been halted. In an effort to monitor all activity on campus, Public Safety in accordance with the College Council have issued plans to place security cameras inside the dorm rooms. This act was approved as part of a Ramapo-wide movement titled “healthy habits”. “For too long,... MORE »
It’s Tuesday night at Ramapo College. Party time. At least for those of us who dare to venture out from our caves in an attempt to be social. It’s 8 P.M. Prime time to pre-game, aka drink yourself into such a stupor you barely make it out of your room, only to venture into another... MORE »
Mahwah, NJ- Warm, loving, functional. These words describe the horrifyingly normal and supportive childhood of Ramapo College’s budding superstar athlete, Jerry Williams. Williams anchors the nationally ranked men’s basketball team as a versatile and explosive point guard. His ascent to the position of dominance is a story nothing short of heroic. Growing up in a... MORE »