Uggs Stock Plummets After Sorority President Suddenly Decides They Aren’t Cool Anymore

Article by Alex Rosenthal November 18, 2010

What used to be the top brand name in trendy wool-lined sheepskin boots is now sending investors and stockbrokers into an unprecedented frenzy. UGG, once the leader in snow boot sales among the college-aged female demographic, singlehandedly caused the Dow Jones industrial average to drop nearly 80 percent last Thursday following an announcement from senior... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
February 10, 2012

A Bartender’s Guide to College Parties

Just because you’re working exclusively with lowest-shelf alcohol and off-brand sodas, your fellow bartenders are quickly getting drunk, and you’re behind the dining table your roommates dragged outside doesn’t mean you’re anything less than a mixologist. You’re a crafter of dreams, a nurser of egos. You feed good times to the sober and liquid courage... MORE »

Article by gpsmonkey
November 27, 2011

Students Rave About Trojan Brand’s “Bear” Skin Condoms

Trojan Brand Condoms’ newest product launch, the Trojan BareSkin condoms, has been one of this year’s hottest new items in premarital pregnancy prevention. The new product claims to be 40% thinner than the leading brand and made of traditional latex materials. One of the largest misconceptions (no pun intended) of the new Trojan BareSkin condoms... MORE »

Article by natkirst
October 23, 2012

Pizza Party Convinces All MU Students To Stop Drinking

Last Friday, in honor of alcohol responsibility month the Wellness Resource Center held a pizza party where they served up slices, soda and a slew of awesome facts about the dangers of alcohol. This event has been hailed the most successful event of all time, managing to convince every MU student, regardless of age, to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 6, 2012

Around the Web

Check out the latest stuff from Around the Web! Having a party in your dorm room?! At Stella’s Pizza, located near Temple University, it’s $14.95 for 2XL pizzas, $12.75 for 2 LARG pizzas, and $9.65 for 2 SML pizzas. Wanna make it into a block party?! Get 3 any size pizzas, get the fourth... MORE »

Article by Rud
April 24, 2011

Year Ending; Seniors Refuse to Leave

Forget freshmen overcrowding causing an SU housing crisis; we have bigger problems on our hands. Syracuse University’s senior class has made a collective decision to stay at Syracuse as long as they can. “At first I was all excited to leave..and by at first, I mean when I was like a sophomore. But then I realized... MORE »

Article by Eric Pratt
October 27, 2011

10 Fast, Frugal, Funny Halloween Costumes You Can Make In Your Dorm

Halloween night creeps up on you like a serial killer, sinking the knife of realization into your procrastinating back and screaming “YOU HAVEN’T MADE A COSTUME YET!” For those in this predictable predicament who still want to cook up something that will turn heads (and maybe rip them right off), here are a some witty... MORE »