Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Loch Ness monster, a good Nicholas Cage movie, Fall break.

What do all of these things have in common? They’re not real. 
Come on, you didn’t really think you were going to get an entire 4 days off in the middle of the Fall semester did you?
“But Yom Kippur, the most religious holiday of the Jewish calendar, was during Fall break!”
Just for saying that you now have an extra paper to write AND all of your midterms will be in hieroglyphics. 
That’s how we do it at the ‘Nell bitches. Enjoy the next 3 years 🙂