TCAT Bans Freshmen: Freshmen Protest

Article by April 21, 2011

In a move that’s come as a real shock to Cornell Students, The Tompkins County Department of Transportation has banned all freshmen from riding TCAT Buses, effective immediately. In a recent announcement, County Transportation Secretary Jay LaHood stated, “Its time for the disrespect to end.  There have been lots of complaints by drivers of freshman... MORE »

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Article by Seymour Cash
April 20, 2012

A 420 Generation

Before you continue to read this article, chief, blaze, rip, burn, hit, puff, bake, torch, spark that grass, dope, ganja, herb, hash, skunk, chronic, boom, cheeba from your joint, blunt, bubbler, bowl, roach, stinger, bong, pipe, vaporizer. If you have already inhaled the luscious White Widow, dazzling Northern Lights, or intoxicating Purple Haze, then do... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
March 17, 2012

Snooki’s Baby-Daddy Goes to Hofstra

As it turns out, Snooki is not the main character of the film, “A Clockwork Orange.” But she’s been as controversial. Known for her binge drinking and slurred speech, Snooki appears to be more pregnant than usual these days. The question on everyone’s mind is, who’s her baby-daddy? I’m here to tell you all that... MORE »

Article by Brian W
March 15, 2011

Facebook Friend’s Feed Exposed

After carefully analyzing both my Facebook Friend’s List as well as numerous others, I think I have figured out exactly how Facebook chooses who to show on your Friend’s List. Just to get you up to speed, incase you haven’t noticed, the people who show up on your Facebook Friend’s List are no longer random.... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
January 22, 2012

Otto’s Army is at it again

Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »

Article by NoahBakst
March 19, 2012

Cure Your St. Patty’s Day Hangover

St. Patty’s day comes and goes. The anticipation is tremendous; the results the next day, even more terrifying. With it striking on a Saturday, good god, buckle up, it’s time to get rowdy. Still, there’s always the next morning. Through sheer force of will, and many days of practice, I’ve compiled the five best thought... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 19, 2010

Bro Admits to Preferring Bud Light to Natty Ice

In a shocking turn of events, frat bro Jimmy “J-Bone” Sullivan declared last week that he generally prefers drinking Bud Light to Natty Ice. The comments caused an uproar in the bro community, where such a statement is the real-world equivalent of saying that The Event is better than Lost, or that Snooki “isn’t that... MORE »

Article by Sheldon J
October 14, 2010

Bitchin’ Music Thursday – 10.14.10

Awwww Here it goes:   Ladies and Gentlemen, Jay ““ Z is at it again. I wasn’t sure if it was possible for him to create a masterpiece better than The Blueprint 3 but after hearing this week’s BMT mixtape, I knew that I was wrong.   This weeks BMT mix tape is called Viva... MORE »