GRAND OPENING: Wash U’s Newest
Student-Run Business: “Fuckin’ On The 40″
After all”¦
you’ll always remember your first 40″¦
We had a naming competition”¦
-Fuckin’ On The
40 (WINNER!)
-Wydown on Me
-Watch U Wash
-Forplay on
Forsyth
It’s about time!
No more going abroad to Amsterdam to get your kinky sex toys. All the goodies
you could ever want right on the 40! Joining the ranks of Wash U Wash, Wydown
Water, Off the Row, and Bears Bikes comes a convenient student-run storefront
that will really knock your socks off.
Brought to you
by Student Health Services, Alternative Lifestyle Association, Brookings Res
College, and a lot of funding from CS-40 (they never say no).
They’ve got it
all! Look for some holiday themed specials:
Thanksgiving: a dildo wearing a pilgrim hat, pumpkin
pie (creamier than usual), and stuffing
Hanukah: hallah flavored condoms, a rabbit with a kippah, the Kama
Sutra in Hebrew (you thought doing
it backwards was hard, try reading it backwards)
Christmas: elves to hang on your boobs, a cable
knit sweater for your penis, an in-store reenactment of Jesus’s ResERECTION (graciously
brought to you by ResLife)
Hope to see
everyone at the Grand Opening this
weekend!
Store Hours: Midnight ““ 7AM (every night)
