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Article by fremama
March 24, 2012

Letters to My College Self: Becoming a Human Person 101

Dear CollegeMags, Girlfriend, I know you’re probably walking around campus thinking you’re some super badass who owns college, but here’s some news: YOU DON’T. Sure, classes are a breeze and you can chug two 40s of Old English without puking, but there is something essential to existence that you are missing: knowledge of basic life... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
February 23, 2012

Cool Story Bro: The Laundry Room

This article is part of a new series in which Becca over-dramatically recalls “cool story bro” moments from her time at USC.  “WTF,” said a girl down the hall. Her voice sounded like evil grossness. The door to my New-North cubby-hole-of-a-dorm-room was wide open and the high-pitched voice kept at it. “Ewww someone took my... MORE »

Article by Nicole G
February 22, 2012

Freshman Buys Enough Underwear to Last Until Spring Break

Brewster Hall was in a state of emergency yesterday when undeclared freshman Bobby Hughes was rushed to BJ’s Wholesale Club for underwear. The native of Outsideofphilly, PA somehow never learned how to do laundry. Floormates believe it was the consequence of having a girlfriend still in high school. Last semester, Hughes went home twice before... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 14, 2010

How To: Spend Every Last Nickle

As the year comes to a close, you will notice that you have a good amount of money in various services at Syracuse. Don’t let these go to waste! Here are a few ways to spend that extra cash. SuperCard1) Do what the entire basketball team does all season: buy 400 gatorades at Goldstein on... MORE »

Article by Ice Queen
February 18, 2010

A Very Scientific Study on the Most Effective Methods to Target Motor Coordination & Cognitive Ability on Campus

Subtitle- (read: How to Get Exercise at SU) Doing LaundryTargets: Back, Abs, Ability to distinguish and categorize colorsDifficulty Level: SU GirlsIncrease Intensity by: Folding it Flint/Day Hall StairsTargets: Butt, Legs, Thighs, Your soulDifficulty Level: Giving BirthIncrease Intensity by: Dragging your wasted roommate up with you at 4 a.m. Opening Glass Doors at SchineTargets: Biceps, Triceps,... MORE »