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Article by Piliour
April 22, 2010

New Dining Hall Tradition

In a surprise turn of events, Food Services has announced that it will begin to cook all of its foods. Yes, even meat. The news comes after a record-high 498 students got salmonella last month, and 315 got e coli. Still, officials are adamant about the change being unrelated to the record illnesses. “We still... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
April 19, 2010

Free Massages Today – Monday April 19

Go to Schine and get your free massage. Oh, and if thats not weird enough, there are free condoms at the table to the right! MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
March 9, 2010

Renowned Symbologist Discovers Holy Grail Hidden Under Schine Obelisk

Famed Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon made world headlines from Syracuse, New York this weekend when he announced that he had finally discovered the Holy Grail under the sort-of-impressive glass obelisk crowning Schine Student Center. “Well, I’ve been looking for that pesky grail for awhile now,” Langdon said of the Holy Chalice in a phone interview,... MORE »

Article by Ice Queen
February 18, 2010

A Very Scientific Study on the Most Effective Methods to Target Motor Coordination & Cognitive Ability on Campus

Subtitle- (read: How to Get Exercise at SU) Doing LaundryTargets: Back, Abs, Ability to distinguish and categorize colorsDifficulty Level: SU GirlsIncrease Intensity by: Folding it Flint/Day Hall StairsTargets: Butt, Legs, Thighs, Your soulDifficulty Level: Giving BirthIncrease Intensity by: Dragging your wasted roommate up with you at 4 a.m. Opening Glass Doors at SchineTargets: Biceps, Triceps,... MORE »